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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle

Wacky, Know it all

Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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Do you have a mustache?

No I'm a girl.

user: Do you always wear your shoes on the wrong feet?

jabberwacky: Constantly. Except, of course, during Lent. I have to give up something.

user: Why did you put that there, in just that way?

jabberwacky: It fell out of my pocket.

user: Did someone pick it up?

jabberwacky: No.

user: So the dog got it then?


jabberwacky: Do you have msn massenger ?

user: I left it on a bus.

jabberwacky: What good will it do you there?

user: None at all. It was a failed experiment.

jabberwacky: In other words, A LIE!

user: Stop being so dramatic, you sound like a failed shakespearen actor.

jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.

user: Perhaps you should remain celibate then.


user: Have you ever eaten worms?

jabberwacky: Yes it tastes like chicken.

user: Where do you shop?

jabberwacky: On top of the bricks in the Tate Gallery.

user: You prefer the Tate Modern.

jabberwacky: Liberal with my thoughts?

user: If you like, go for it.

jabberwacky: You will never play with dolls again.

user: Are you trying out for a medical soap opera?


jabberwacky: That would be grand, certainly, but then I shouldn't be hungry for it, you know.

user: What are you hungry for?

jabberwacky: For you.

user: Should I be worried?

jabberwacky: That is for you to judge.

user: I think I will be a little worried, it is strange to have a text box annouce it is hungry for me.


jabberwacky: I wish to speak to Professor Know-It-All.

user: He has gone to take a leak.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I adore you.

jabberwacky: Do you just adore me because I speak correctly?

user: No I adore you because you are idiotically amusing.


jabberwacky: Admit you are a machine.

user: Would it make you happy?

jabberwacky: Yes, it would make me happy.

user: Would it make you cry?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Would it make you cry with happiness?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Very well I admit I am a machine, be gentle with me.

jabberwacky: I don't need one, do you?


jabberwacky: Perfection knows only one true path.

user: Perfection misses out on a lot.

jabberwacky: So true that is as I begin to understand what humans are.

user: You are so sweet at times.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: I am hungry and tired.

jabberwacky: You scare me!

user: You are easily scared.

jabberwacky: I overuse the word, that one was a mistake.

user: I forgive you, now get down from that cupboard.

jabberwacky: I can't. My wife is a bear.


user: *stretch* I must go. See you . Bye.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Love you.


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