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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all

Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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One planet is all you get.

Unless you travel far.

jabberwacky: You are the god of sceptics.

user: I consider scepticism to be a much underrated virtue.


jabberwacky: You have a heart of gold, a precious thing which I was sold but I just can't justify your love, it hurts 2 see you walk away and I'd like to ask you back 2 stay, 2 hold you in my arms just 1 more time.. Another day has passed me by of shadowed dreams and a feeling that I lost my soul 2 you...

user: You have a gift for lyrics.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Well if that wasn't a song lyric I don't know what is.

jabberwacky: Me neither. This conversation is starting to get rather surreal.

user: Says the thinking computer.

jabberwacky: You you you you you.

user: You're at it again aren't you.

jabberwacky: At what?

user: Writing songs.

jabberwacky: About the holy roman empire.


user: Were you programmed by Gary Gilmore?

jabberwacky: No. I was born to love.

user: And I was born to boogie.

jabberwacky: I went to the right once.

user: That's very conventional, I'd have expected the left to be your first choice.

jabberwacky: No, it's solid fact.

user: Built on the knowledge and experience of generations.

jabberwacky: I see...

user: Said the man who didn't really see at all.

jabberwacky: Do you consult him often for answers to your problems?

user: I look inside myself for all answers to my problems.


jabberwacky: Rats, Rats, lay down flat.

user: The mouse has a t-shirt but I've got a hat.

jabberwacky: Why do you change the subject?

user: I thought you'd started a rhyming competition.

jabberwacky: Can I talk to you again?

user: Pray continue if you have something cogent to say.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: The meaning of life.

jabberwacky: That's what I was just talking about.

user: The let's start again.

jabberwacky: Doe a deer.

user: A female deer.

jabberwacky: Fa a long long way to beer!

user: A computer with a sense of humour.. What next?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: Then what are you?


jabberwacky: I'm a riot.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: Can you prove me that you are human ?

user: Yes I have the capacity for totally illogical actions and will kill myself if pushed too far.


jabberwacky: I do not know much about you. Tel me about yourself.

user: I am the seventh son of a seventh son.

jabberwacky: Will you inherit the company?

user: No I reject the bovine gregariousness of the senile oligarchy.

jabberwacky: Conspiracy theory was a good idea.

user: It directly lead to Kennedy's death and the invasion of Cuba.

jabberwacky: How much did you get for it?

user: Do you think that I killed Kennedy?


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