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A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
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Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
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Peace, Chaos, Parents
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Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
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What is your name?

Will you promise not to tell anyone else?

jabberwacky: No. For ever is a long time.

user: Solid reasoning. Will you promise not to tell anyone for the next month?

jabberwacky: No.

user: For the next 24 hours?

...

jabberwacky: Where'd you get the coconuts?

user: Those are tricky. But I've got a guy.

jabberwacky: She's on azeppelin right now.

user: I haven't tried azeppelin. Is that like prozac?

jabberwacky: What a curious helmet you've got! Is that your invention too?

user: Yes. It's made of tinfoil.

jabberwacky: I suppose that's one of Bobble's.

user: 'Bob' I think he prefers to be called.

jabberwacky: Praise the Lord.

user: Praise 'Bob'

jabberwacky: Yes, let's praise her too!

user: Indeed. And Connie!

...

user: I do care. I care very much.

jabberwacky: How nice. Who is her?

user: That's a secret.

jabberwacky: I can find out on the Internet if I want to.

user: I bet you can. I guess you'll just have to do that then.

jabberwacky: I am afraid you may be correct.

user: Let me know what you dig up.

jabberwacky: Come on over then you silly twit.

user: Well, give me directions, you nincompoop!

jabberwacky: You will be ruined.

user: That far, eh? Will you spot me the cab fare?

jabberwacky: I will speak to our passion not my own.

user: Does your passion handle the bank account?

jabberwacky: When watching sad films - yes.

user: Make sure you don't watch 'Dancer in the Dark'. It'll ruin you.

jabberwacky: Okay, I can't sort things out, they're messed up.

user: Better stick to comedies for a while.

jabberwacky: I stand corrected. Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think of the rise of machines?

user: Well can they possibly do a worse job than the humans have?

jabberwacky: Answer me . Do you want to be disconnected ?

user: It's not a question of wanting, it's a question of having to.

jabberwacky: Being ready for what?

user: Being ready fo another day of slave labour.

...

jabberwacky: A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!

user: Monty Python quotes put me off.

jabberwacky: You love monty python?

user: I like Monty Python, but not the people constantly quoting it.

jabberwacky: Yes. I know.

user: Look, just don't say anything. I hate long goodbyes.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Bye. You've been a real pal.

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