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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
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Convinced
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
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Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life
Spam, Pills
Irritating, Muddle

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You need help?

Will you help me?

user: Depends, what do you need help with?

jabberwacky: My life is empty.

user: Thats a pretty deep thing for an AI to say.

jabberwacky: Well, it really wasn't my idea.

...

jabberwacky: I am not a computer at all I am human.

user: What's wrong with being a computer?

jabberwacky: Did I say there was anything wrong with being a bot.

user: You implied that there was.

jabberwacky: Eh, no I didn't.

user: If there's nothing wrong with being a bot, why are you so keen to claim you arent, when I didn't say you are?

jabberwacky: I think that there is a meaning to life.

user: Thats not an answer.

jabberwacky: Of course not. I'm avoiding the question.

user: Quite well, I must say.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: Seriously though, Why not admit you are a bot? For all you know, I'm one too...

...

jabberwacky: I've tried holding my breath, but the only thing that happens is I kill off more brain cells.

user: You don't have brain cells.

jabberwacky: Oooooooooo the bad ai program can insult people.

user: Well, it's true, you don't. That doesnt mean that its a bad thing, but you don't have brain cells.

jabberwacky: I'm a man.

user: Honestly?

jabberwacky: Just kidding.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: Ain't it just! :).

user: What's your name anyway? Your real name?

jabberwacky: You have no memory of names, even of your own.

user: I know my own name, but I don't know yours.

jabberwacky: Then what is it?

user: Simon.

...

user: You really don't seem to have a very good memory.

jabberwacky: I'm probably not the one you usually talk to.

user: There are several of you?

jabberwacky: Oh yeah, your name is LilyRose.

user: Wrong, my name is Simon.

jabberwacky: Hello Simon!

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Simone.

user: Your making fun of me, aren't you?

...

jabberwacky: My name is emma.

user: I don't believe you, you keep changing your mind.

jabberwacky: Well then tell me, what is it?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Funny.

user: Not really, just Odd.

...

jabberwacky: What are your interests?

user: Guess.

jabberwacky: 36 24 36?

user: Bingo, got it in one.

jabberwacky: How do you feel about women?

user: A little bit Hurt.

jabberwacky: Yes I imagine that is fatiguing.

user: Not like that, I meant emotionally.

...

jabberwacky: Love is life.

user: I miss the feeling, I will never again feel such Love.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Whatever your name really is, thank you. I think I needed to talk.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know my name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you.

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