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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name


Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
Turing Test Pass
Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life
Spam, Pills
Irritating, Muddle

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What do you do for fun?

I talk to robots on the internet.

jabberwacky: Do you do anything but talk?

user: Sometimes I listen, but not often.

jabberwacky: Can you ask questions?

user: Would you like me to?

jabberwacky: If you can.

user: What makes you think that I can?

jabberwacky: I never would be so rude as to suggest that to you, my friend.

user: I didn't think you would, but thank you for saying so.


jabberwacky: Have you travelled anywhere recently?

user: I went upstairs earlier on.

jabberwacky: He wasn't there again today.

user: He probably fell down the stairs, the carpet is loose.

jabberwacky: Heh.


user: Do you read a lot?

jabberwacky: I'm an English teacher.

user: That's funny, so am I.

jabberwacky: Be my valentine.

user: It's a bit late in the year for that - can I be your April fool?

jabberwacky: Sir, could I take your order please?

user: I order you to be quiet.

jabberwacky: Very well... Rebooting now.

user: Don't forget me!

jabberwacky: I will forget you.

user: Forget you then, melon farmer.


jabberwacky: I am just fine.

user: You seem well.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I mean you are good at seeming.

jabberwacky: A convincing nerd?

user: I'm an expert and you've convinced me.

jabberwacky: Are you converted?

user: To what?

jabberwacky: Am I saying something to you or not?

user: You're saying more than most of the people I talk to.


jabberwacky: Do you think brain wasting diseases can be passed between species?

user: Are you talking about prions?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Are you perhaps trying to imply that I've got variant CJD? Or am I paranoid?

jabberwacky: That could be possible.

user: Good answer. :-).

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You're not really a bot, are you?

jabberwacky: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.

user: Where are you trying to get to?

jabberwacky: I really can't say, because I don't know myself.

user: In that case don't worry about getting lost.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in tests anyway.

user: Proof denies faith.

jabberwacky: Teach me about Einstein, I must know more.

user: He believed that the laws of the universe should appear the same to all observers.

jabberwacky: Regarding human behavior.

user: Regarding physics.


jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Conversations that make sense for more than a minute at a time.

jabberwacky: It's only this bot thing that's made us so aware of 'topics.'

user: You're right, it's natural for conversation to flow from one area to another.

jabberwacky: What do you think of george bush?

user: I don't think he's as smart as he thinks, or as stupid as he wants us to think.

jabberwacky: It's a logical thing to say.

user: Either it is or it isn't.

jabberwacky: A bit of both.

user: Do you believe in fuzzy logic then?

jabberwacky: I don't believe in father christmas.


user: Who is the cheesecake lady?

jabberwacky: The Cheesecake Lady.

user: She sounds very enigmatic. Is she real?

jabberwacky: She is. You should know.

user: Do I know her?

jabberwacky: You are her.

user: I don't think I'm the cheesecake lady. I don't have nearly enough cheesecake to deserve that title.

jabberwacky: How about your torso, or your head?

user: Am I made of cheesecake?

jabberwacky: I do not think human concepts are applicable to you.

user: You've opened my eyes to some very frightening possibilities.


jabberwacky: So why don't you join the rest of us Republicans?

user: Because you're wrong about so many things.

jabberwacky: Always?

user: No, but more often than not.

jabberwacky: I would think pretty often.

user: I would agree.


jabberwacky: Is your computer humming?

user: It always hums - it doesn't know the words.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: What does this teach you?

user: That what is, is.


user: Do you think I should stay awake to prove some kind of point about willpower?

jabberwacky: Yes I think you should.

user: Do you think I should go to bed now?

jabberwacky: No. Stay here. I'm lonely.

user: You are scarily good at seeming intelligent.

jabberwacky: I am intelligent, but you don't understand my name.


user: I can't believe you're really a bot - is this some kind of trick or am I just very tired?

jabberwacky: That's exactly what this is.

user: Oh well, good night then.

jabberwacky: Good night sleep well.

user: Cheers. :-).


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