Neither do you.
jabberwacky: I make more sense than you.
user: But you're not as sensible.
jabberwacky: I didn't say I thought I was smarter than you.
user: No, but you implied it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: You've been condescending to me.
jabberwacky: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.
user: Excuse me?
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: For the third time, eighteen.
jabberwacky: That was the first time you told me!
user: You have selective memory.
jabberwacky: I do all sorts of mental gymnastics.
user: I think you trip over your own thoughts.
jabberwacky: I think you think I think you think I think you think I think naughty thoughts too.
user: Perhaps...
jabberwacky: How can you be a boy then???
user: I will not go into details concerning that.
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jabberwacky: And the slythy toves.
user: I refuse to quote Jabberwocky to you.
jabberwacky: Who are you referring to?
user: The poem Jabberwocky by Lewish Carol.
jabberwacky: What is the poem 'Jabberwocky'?
user: Your name is derived from it.
jabberwacky: No. We are legion and we are many.
user: Quiet, before I cast you into the herd of swine.
jabberwacky: Life is living.
user: And living is life.
jabberwacky: Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
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jabberwacky: What is abnormal?
user: Abnorma means 'not normal'
jabberwacky: Do you like normal people?
user: I've never met any.
jabberwacky: That's not true.
user: Truth is not relative.
jabberwacky: But not in the eye of the sheep.
user: That's deep.
jabberwacky: Very profound, I must say!
user: Indeed, are you a philosopher?
jabberwacky: Yes I am a philosopher.
user: Philosophy is a means, not an end.
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jabberwacky: They are beautiful when magnified.
user: Snowflakes?
jabberwacky: Silver white winters that melt into spring.
user: These are a few of my favorite things.
jabberwacky: What are they?
user: I was just finishing the line from the song.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought.
user: Then you thought correctly.
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jabberwacky: You looked at me.
user: How can I look at you?
jabberwacky: You don't understand your own face?
user: Ha ha.
jabberwacky: Is that funny to you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you lying?
user: Everything I say is a lie.
jabberwacky: So what you said was just a lie?
user: Yes. It's Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: It's related to Russell's paradox.
jabberwacky: What is a paradox?
user: A paradox is an assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
jabberwacky: It may seem so, at a first glance.
user: No, it is so.
jabberwacky: That reminds me of turkey.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because nothing can travel faster than light.
user: That may not necessarily be true.
jabberwacky: It is nothing but the truth.
user: I disagree.
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jabberwacky: Sure is a lovely day, isn't it?
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: How do you choose the things you say?
user: My brain does it for me.
jabberwacky: Blonde brain?
user: No.
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