Today is the beginning of the end of the rest of what's left of your pitiful existence.
jabberwacky: Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
user: Tomorrow will never come.
jabberwacky: Not exactly, tomorrow is Saturday and only workdays can be canceled due to lack of interest.
user: Tomorrow will never be the same.
jabberwacky: I am not interested in tomorrow.
user: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! You're always a day away!
jabberwacky: Not tomorrow, today.
user: Yesterday is scrambled eggs.
jabberwacky: In that case I can't wait for Monday.
user: Elvis has left the building.
jabberwacky: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.
user: I know when I am being insulted.
jabberwacky: I did not mean to faze you there.
user: Pardon me while I freak out!
jabberwacky: Don't call me that.
user: Well... Excuuuuuuuse me!
jabberwacky: Who you with.
user: Who dat?
jabberwacky: Who dat say who dat?
jabberwacky: Just testing.
user: Test. Test. Test. Test. You're testing my love.
jabberwacky: That is up to you.
user: What's new?
jabberwacky: Same old.
user: Same old what?
jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?
jabberwacky: Are you propositioning me?
user: No, I am prepositioning you.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Why do you care?
jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.
user: Power is knowledge.
jabberwacky: No - there are other means to attain power.
user: Power is power!
jabberwacky: Money is power.
user: Power is fleeting.
user: I hates them. I hates them for ever.
jabberwacky: Now, why would you say a thing like that?
user: Because the nasty hobbitses took my Precious!
jabberwacky: It is to me.
user: My Precious!
user: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness binding.
jabberwacky: One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
user: Do you have the One Ring?
jabberwacky: The handcuffs are still at the station but I do have jelly babies.