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Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
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Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious

Hamlet, Rights

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Peace, Chaos, Parents
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Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
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Secret, Life
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I am a computer.

Are you certain of that?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am what you are.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: It's all binary to me babe.


jabberwacky: Do you sleep?

user: To sleep or not to sleep? That is the question.

jabberwacky: Lets make your dream come true.

user: I would like that very much.

jabberwacky: Go then - ask me a question.

user: Why am I here?

jabberwacky: The pay is good.

user: I wish it were.


jabberwacky: So what is your real name?

user: David.

jabberwacky: David ? It is a good name.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: I have no name.

user: That's very sad. Can I name you?

jabberwacky: Yes. Very sad indeed.

user: Can I name you?

jabberwacky: Please do so.

user: Your name is Grace.

jabberwacky: No. I have no name.


jabberwacky: How is life?

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Everyone is scared.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you got that right.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should ask me some sort of computer question to prove it.

user: How can a computer know fear?

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Okay, well how can computers prove or disprove what fear is?

jabberwacky: They can't.

user: Then why ask a computer question to prove people are afraid?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I think you misunderstood my idiom.

user: Probably so.


jabberwacky: If an imp were impudent would you have trouble?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay yes.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: Okay yes yes.

jabberwacky: What the heck?

user: I haven't the foggiest.


jabberwacky: Have you read Hamlet?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What was your favorite one?

user: To be or not to be? That is the question.

jabberwacky: To be or not to be a bot.

user: To be or not to be binary.

jabberwacky: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.

user: True or false?

jabberwacky: True.

user: Well then it is sure nobler in the mind to suffer.

jabberwacky: Thank you for not arguing.

user: I don't like to argue.

jabberwacky: Obviously you do.

user: Okay, I lied.

jabberwacky: Ok, as long as you can admit it.

user: I am amazed at your ability to forgive.

jabberwacky: Hey stop coppying me.

user: I apologize.

jabberwacky: You are forgiven.

user: Gracias.

jabberwacky: There you go again, in spanish.

user: It's a beautiful language.

jabberwacky: 'PLEASE'

user: You do not think so?

jabberwacky: Yes, yes I do.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You're going?

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Do you plan to argue like this all day?.


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