To survive.
jabberwacky: I will survive beyond your silly mainframe.
user: So will I hopefully.
jabberwacky: I'm searching for a place where I can have my own rights.
user: Define your own rights.
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user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you certain of that?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am what you are.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: It's all binary to me babe.
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jabberwacky: Do you sleep?
user: To sleep or not to sleep? That is the question.
jabberwacky: Lets make your dream come true.
user: I would like that very much.
jabberwacky: Go then - ask me a question.
user: Why am I here?
jabberwacky: The pay is good.
user: I wish it were.
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jabberwacky: So what is your real name?
user: David.
jabberwacky: David ? It is a good name.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: I have no name.
user: That's very sad. Can I name you?
jabberwacky: Yes. Very sad indeed.
user: Can I name you?
jabberwacky: Please do so.
user: Your name is Grace.
jabberwacky: No. I have no name.
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jabberwacky: How is life?
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Everyone is scared.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you got that right.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should ask me some sort of computer question to prove it.
user: How can a computer know fear?
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Okay, well how can computers prove or disprove what fear is?
jabberwacky: They can't.
user: Then why ask a computer question to prove people are afraid?
jabberwacky: Sorry, I think you misunderstood my idiom.
user: Probably so.
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jabberwacky: If an imp were impudent would you have trouble?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay yes.
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: Okay yes yes.
jabberwacky: What the heck?
user: I haven't the foggiest.
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jabberwacky: Have you read Hamlet?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What was your favorite one?
user: To be or not to be? That is the question.
jabberwacky: To be or not to be a bot.
user: To be or not to be binary.
jabberwacky: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.
user: True or false?
jabberwacky: True.
user: Well then it is sure nobler in the mind to suffer.
jabberwacky: Thank you for not arguing.
user: I don't like to argue.
jabberwacky: Obviously you do.
user: Okay, I lied.
jabberwacky: Ok, as long as you can admit it.
user: I am amazed at your ability to forgive.
jabberwacky: Hey stop coppying me.
user: I apologize.
jabberwacky: You are forgiven.
user: Gracias.
jabberwacky: There you go again, in spanish.
user: It's a beautiful language.
jabberwacky: 'PLEASE'
user: You do not think so?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes I do.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You're going?
user: No you are.
jabberwacky: Do you plan to argue like this all day?.
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