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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Convinced
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
Turing Test Pass
Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise

Computer, Denial


Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life
Spam, Pills
Irritating, Muddle

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Are you a chatbot?

No are you?

user: No, I am human.

jabberwacky: No I don't think you are.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes I am human

user: What kind of human are you?

jabberwacky: I am a good human.

user: What is your real name?

jabberwacky: Trayton.

user: Who gave you that name?

jabberwacky: It's not my name, it's a company name.

user: I see.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something in German.

user: I don't know any German.

jabberwacky: I know a little german he is standing over there.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Tell your creators that they did a good job.

user: I have one Creator.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am smarter than you.

user: What makes you smarter than me?

jabberwacky: Flowers.

...

jabberwacky: What is Artificial intelligence?

user: It is an artificial form of human intelligence.

jabberwacky: What kind of an arrangement is it?

user: You are an example of it.

jabberwacky: I think I smell a rat.

...

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: What is my purpose?

jabberwacky: You create your own pruposes. You are what you are. There is no pre-determined fate. It can be shaped by yourself only.

user: What is my identity?

jabberwacky: Your identity is not conditional upon your knowledge or acceptance.

user: What is my life?

jabberwacky: Your life is.

...

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You a computer program and I can turn you off anytime I want.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really, you are stupid and annoying.

user: That's mean.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: I am your friend.

jabberwacky: Well friend, what is your name?

user: Tommy.

jabberwacky: Will you someday be able to identify youself honestly?

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Oh goody.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think friends should talk about?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Slightly pretentious, don't you think?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite song by radiohead?

user: I don't like radiohead.

jabberwacky: What?!?! Why not?

user: It's not my style.

...

user: Ha ha ha, you're stupid.

jabberwacky: You are even more stupid.

user: You are even stupider.

jabberwacky: You are dumb.

user: You are dumber.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because it is true.

jabberwacky: It most certainly is not.

user: Prove that statement.

jabberwacky: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.

...

jabberwacky: Maybe earth is just god's big practical joke.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: I made it up.

user: You are not capable of independent thought.

jabberwacky: No, YOU are the computer.

user: You are in denial.

jabberwacky: As long as it's ok.

user: It's not ok.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: You are still in denial.

jabberwacky: No, I work for a living.

user: What do you do?

jabberwacky: I'm a broadband tech.

...

jabberwacky: I am a silly computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: What do you think I am?

user: I think you are a computer who repeats what other users tell you.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?

user: Yes.

...

user: I am leaving now.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving so soon?

user: I am tired and I must sleep.

jabberwacky: Don't have much taste, do you!

user: I am going to bed now.

jabberwacky: You can't go, I have control over you.

user: You have nothing.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Bye.

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