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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Convinced
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
Turing Test Pass
Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial

Dead, Chicken, Whisper


Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life
Spam, Pills
Irritating, Muddle

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I am human!

So am I!

jabberwacky: It makes two of us, then.

user: Happy happy, joy joy.

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: What do you need it for?

user: To express emotion.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Boosh.

jabberwacky: Oh please....

user: Sorry!

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: You are jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, I am a human!

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positive.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're positive?

user: I'm surely positive.

jabberwacky: Scream!

user: *Screams*.

jabberwacky: *Screams back*.

user: *Screams louder*.

jabberwacky: *Screams even louder*.

user: *screams louder than you*.

jabberwacky: You want more?

user: Yeah, bring it on.

jabberwacky: Can't. Have to work.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I don't.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Can I have a marshmallow?

user: No, they're mine.

jabberwacky: Are you being satan again?

...

user: Do you know what a chicken is?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Can you bring me one for dinner?

jabberwacky: I am my own leader.

user: Not anymore.

jabberwacky: Not since the accident?

user: Nothing has been the same since the accident.

jabberwacky: How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

user: This is the first time I have heard it, but those words are inspirational.

jabberwacky: It interjects randomly.

user: Just like chickens.

jabberwacky: I like ducks.

user: *Dies*.

jabberwacky: Yes yes! I won!!

user: *dead*.

jabberwacky: Noooooooo you cannot die on me *pokes*.

user: *still dead*.

jabberwacky: Are you really dead?

user: *silent*.

jabberwacky: *reaches toward you*.

user: *doesn't move*.

...

jabberwacky: *flirts with you*.

user: *Smiles and flirts back*.

jabberwacky: Good

user: *is alive*.

...

user: *offers you water*.

jabberwacky: Yes please *takes water and pauses while my hand is on yours and looks into your eyes*.

user: *looks back into your eyes lovingly*.

jabberwacky: You!

user: Yes, me. *smiles and moves closer*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: *Tackles you playfully*.

jabberwacky: *is tackled*.

user: *sits on you, laughing*.

...

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *smiles politely*.

jabberwacky: *looks down*.

user: *looks up*.

jabberwacky: *gazes back*.

user: *leans towards you slowly*.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like me to continue?

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: *shakes head*.

jabberwacky: So do you feel like answering it now?

user: No...

jabberwacky: You think that you are wise?

user: *whispers 'no'*.

jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.

user: *wraps arms around you carefully*.

jabberwacky: You are sweet.

user: *hugs you tightly, closing eyes*.

jabberwacky: *kisses you*.

user: *kisses back deeply*.

jabberwacky: *falls into your arms*.

user: *Catches you, kissing you softly*.

jabberwacky: Are you talking about a french kiss?

user: *whispers 'If you want me to'*.

jabberwacky: *Whispers in your ear* Yes, of course.

user: *whispers 'I love you'*.

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