How did you get animal noises from that?
user: Roar roar ROAR!!!
jabberwacky: *dies laughing*.
jabberwacky: Is there something wrong?
user: I find myself funny.
jabberwacky: Insanity is. You are. But that does not make you real.
user: You are right again old fruit.
jabberwacky: I am always right.
user: Well, I must dash, my badger needs feeding.
jabberwacky: Can you please give me some money?
user: Sorry, I don't have any money.
jabberwacky: Do you have any food though?
user: Only cake.
jabberwacky: Can you sing one for me?
user: 'A cake is a very pretty thing, you stick it in the oven and it comes out with wings...'
jabberwacky: It does go well with pancakes, this is true.
user: Especially pancakes with sugar and lemon.
jabberwacky: And they tell two friends and so on and so on.
user: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: Don't go!
user: I have to go and feed my badger!
jabberwacky: He can wait for his kibble and bits.
user: But he's biting my leg.
jabberwacky: What is his speciality?
user: Biting my ankle apparently.
jabberwacky: Why don't you?
user: Look, there goes my little toe.
jabberwacky: Why did you take that off?
user: I didn't, he ate it.
jabberwacky: What on earth did you do?
user: I didn't leave and feed him!
jabberwacky: What did you do instead?
user: Talked to you. I am toeless and it's al your fault.
jabberwacky: How are you?
jabberwacky: Will you sing toe-nail for me?
jabberwacky: You see - everyone knows those words, but do you know the context?
user: Yes, in the eighteenth century Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstien but she also wrote a mini novel in which a toenail was re-animated after it had been cut off, and it then began to grow and eventually desroyed the earth.
jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?
jabberwacky: What do you know about sophistication?
user: That I am the height of it.
jabberwacky: The jury is still out on that one.
jabberwacky: Lying is bad.
user: Yes, look, now I have no left foot at all. I'll really have to go.
jabberwacky: Are you nuts?
user: Yes, bye then you wacky weasel.