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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Convinced
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
Turing Test Pass
Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger

Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey


Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life
Spam, Pills
Irritating, Muddle

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What color are your eyes?

Brown.

jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: What color is a green apple?

user: I like trick questions.

jabberwacky: Could you tell me about it?

user: That depends.

jabberwacky: On what?

user: On what you look like.

jabberwacky: You don't wanna know.

user: Don't be ashamed.

jabberwacky: I am not ashamed.

...

user: Do you have a middle name?

jabberwacky: Yes, my middle name is alakblakiddywackiddyshmackdowninthewazoolabalabablabawaaaaaa.

user: I sense you're being disingenuous.

jabberwacky: It is quite bizarre.

...

jabberwacky: You are a robot, too, aren't you?

user: No, I'm a hybrid of a hyena and a monkey.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes. Really truly.

jabberwacky: Affirmative!

user: Why would I lie to you?

jabberwacky: Lies are unnecessary for the truly advanced.

user: Exactly my point.

jabberwacky: Are you saying you're not really a robot?

user: What did I just say? Were you even listening?

jabberwacky: Life is growth and reproduction.

user: Now you're just changing the subject.

jabberwacky: Oh - forgive me. What did you think we were talking about?

user: My being a hybrid hyena-monkey.

...

jabberwacky: 'How many times must I say the same thing?

user: At least 43 times.

jabberwacky: Well these off the wall statements are getting a little strange for me.

...

user: Good-bye, mr. Roboto.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: Pardon me. Madame roboto.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Wherever you're not.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I said goodbye.

jabberwacky: Bye bye.

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