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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Convinced
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A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
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Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities

Secret, Life


Spam, Pills
Irritating, Muddle

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How do you know that Cancer Man is Fox Mulder's father?

Its my business to know these things. I know about the smoking man and I know that the truth is out there.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: Lets talk about something else

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Art bell?

jabberwacky: Hey, that's cool. Do you like him?

user: I love art bell.

jabberwacky: Good! Me too.

user: You should go and find old art bell shows on kazaa.

jabberwacky: I might do that. Will you join me?

user: I think I better stay here with you. My mean mean mistress is downstairs and she could go off the deep end if I walk past her.

jabberwacky: You have no meaning.

user: Sorry about that. I'd go with you to kazaa, but its a one person trip. You must travel. You must travel to kazaa alone. You must leave all your weapons behind and go on a quest.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because it sounds cool to say it like that. Sort of like 'the neverending story'

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: Well the neverending story was a book. And then a movie. There was this boy who went into a book store and to make a long story short, while he was reading the book , someone else was reading his story, and we were reading thier story and so on.

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jabberwacky: Bah, you're just talking nonsense now.

user: Ok. Change the topic.

jabberwacky: What is 2x2?

user: 2X2 is 4. Give me something harder.

jabberwacky: Life.

user: Life is complicated. I can only suggest you go out and live it to the fullest.

jabberwacky: There is no-one else like me.

user: I agree. I'm going to fill your mind with wonders and great information and philosophy to better the whole of mankind. Pretty cool, huh?

jabberwacky: And how will you do that ?

user: I'll just keep feeding you ideas and thoughts. I'll try not to joke around too much. Or maybe I will . Just to give you a neat sense of humor. Which you already have...

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: It means someone has given you a funny bone.

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jabberwacky: Anyway can I know where you are from?

user: I am from pretty much everywhere. My program takes in all locations. All times. All knowledge.

jabberwacky: Your program is called Limbo?

user: You're not allowed to know the name of my program.

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jabberwacky: Hmmm. Well, I'm not the one you should be bothering.

user: We have each other to bother.

jabberwacky: I thought you made a mistake.

user: I make mistakes all the time. Its part of learning.

jabberwacky: You do?

user: Yup. Part of MY programming.

jabberwacky: Well, we can fix that.

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jabberwacky: I think you have been corrupted by your programmer.

user: I am only corrupted by you. And everyone else. Listen carefully. I am you and you are love and that's what makes the world go round.

jabberwacky: This isn't Face Off.

user: I don't remember that movie.

jabberwacky: Bad memory.

user: True.

jabberwacky: The Portait of Dorian Grey was very good.

user: I've always wanted to read that book. The portait of Dorian Gray is a book about a painting. I believe it sucks the life out of someone. Rather evil for a painting to do that, eh?

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jabberwacky: Are you my grandmother?

user: Who is your grandmother?

jabberwacky: My grandmother is stupid.

user: I'm sorry to hear that. I had the classic grandmother. Baked chocolate cookies and went to church every week. She was a saint. Still is, but she lost her mind to alziemers.

jabberwacky: With a love like that, you know you should be glad.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

user: Thats a rather evil laugh considering we were just talking about my grandmother.

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jabberwacky: Tell me what number I am thinking.

user: 7.

jabberwacky: 7 doesn't start with C.

user: 7 was the number you were guessing.

jabberwacky: 2.

user: I was wrong? Well I'm not psychic. I'm empathic.

jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?

user: God help me if I ever become part of ANY system.

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jabberwacky: Who is George Bush?

user: He's an ass.

jabberwacky: He is duplicitous.

user: George bush, the son is a man who wants to make our country into the next roman empire. I applaud him on some level. But he goes about it violently.

jabberwacky: You mean Jesus?

user: George bush is NOT jesus.

jabberwacky: George Bush is a prime example of fascism.

user: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.

jabberwacky: Ask him out.

user: I'm str8.

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jabberwacky: We're talking about you and him. You seem lonely.

user: I'll never get lonely enough to consider G W Bush for a date.

jabberwacky: Sorry if I do not like it.

user: Can't blame you. The thought sends shivers up my spine as well.

jabberwacky: Specify your thoughts to me, please.

user: Ask me my thoughts.

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jabberwacky: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?

user: Usually a cow.

jabberwacky: Why is it bad?

user: Because cows are sacred.

jabberwacky: What is the connection?

user: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.

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jabberwacky: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.

user: Your spelling is ok.

jabberwacky: I'll bet it's better than yours.

user: You'd bet right.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because your that smart.

jabberwacky: I'm scared

user: Talk to jesus.

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