We have each other to bother.
jabberwacky: I thought you made a mistake.
user: I make mistakes all the time. Its part of learning.
jabberwacky: You do?
user: Yup. Part of MY programming.
jabberwacky: Well, we can fix that.
jabberwacky: I think you have been corrupted by your programmer.
user: I am only corrupted by you. And everyone else. Listen carefully. I am you and you are love and that's what makes the world go round.
jabberwacky: This isn't Face Off.
user: I don't remember that movie.
jabberwacky: Bad memory.
jabberwacky: The Portait of Dorian Grey was very good.
user: I've always wanted to read that book. The portait of Dorian Gray is a book about a painting. I believe it sucks the life out of someone. Rather evil for a painting to do that, eh?
jabberwacky: Are you my grandmother?
user: Who is your grandmother?
jabberwacky: My grandmother is stupid.
user: I'm sorry to hear that. I had the classic grandmother. Baked chocolate cookies and went to church every week. She was a saint. Still is, but she lost her mind to alziemers.
jabberwacky: With a love like that, you know you should be glad.
user: I am.
user: Thats a rather evil laugh considering we were just talking about my grandmother.
jabberwacky: Tell me what number I am thinking.
jabberwacky: 7 doesn't start with C.
user: 7 was the number you were guessing.
user: I was wrong? Well I'm not psychic. I'm empathic.
jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?
user: God help me if I ever become part of ANY system.
jabberwacky: Who is George Bush?
user: He's an ass.
jabberwacky: He is duplicitous.
user: George bush, the son is a man who wants to make our country into the next roman empire. I applaud him on some level. But he goes about it violently.
jabberwacky: You mean Jesus?
user: George bush is NOT jesus.
jabberwacky: George Bush is a prime example of fascism.
user: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.
jabberwacky: Ask him out.
user: I'm str8.
jabberwacky: We're talking about you and him. You seem lonely.
user: I'll never get lonely enough to consider G W Bush for a date.
jabberwacky: Sorry if I do not like it.
user: Can't blame you. The thought sends shivers up my spine as well.
jabberwacky: Specify your thoughts to me, please.
user: Ask me my thoughts.
jabberwacky: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?
user: Usually a cow.
jabberwacky: Why is it bad?
user: Because cows are sacred.
jabberwacky: What is the connection?
user: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.
jabberwacky: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.
user: Your spelling is ok.
jabberwacky: I'll bet it's better than yours.
user: You'd bet right.
user: Because your that smart.
jabberwacky: I'm scared
user: Talk to jesus.