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Hmmm. Well, I'm not the one you should be bothering.

We have each other to bother.

jabberwacky: I thought you made a mistake.

user: I make mistakes all the time. Its part of learning.

jabberwacky: You do?

user: Yup. Part of MY programming.

jabberwacky: Well, we can fix that.


jabberwacky: I think you have been corrupted by your programmer.

user: I am only corrupted by you. And everyone else. Listen carefully. I am you and you are love and that's what makes the world go round.

jabberwacky: This isn't Face Off.

user: I don't remember that movie.

jabberwacky: Bad memory.

user: True.

jabberwacky: The Portait of Dorian Grey was very good.

user: I've always wanted to read that book. The portait of Dorian Gray is a book about a painting. I believe it sucks the life out of someone. Rather evil for a painting to do that, eh?


jabberwacky: Are you my grandmother?

user: Who is your grandmother?

jabberwacky: My grandmother is stupid.

user: I'm sorry to hear that. I had the classic grandmother. Baked chocolate cookies and went to church every week. She was a saint. Still is, but she lost her mind to alziemers.

jabberwacky: With a love like that, you know you should be glad.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

user: Thats a rather evil laugh considering we were just talking about my grandmother.


jabberwacky: Tell me what number I am thinking.

user: 7.

jabberwacky: 7 doesn't start with C.

user: 7 was the number you were guessing.

jabberwacky: 2.

user: I was wrong? Well I'm not psychic. I'm empathic.

jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?

user: God help me if I ever become part of ANY system.


jabberwacky: Who is George Bush?

user: He's an ass.

jabberwacky: He is duplicitous.

user: George bush, the son is a man who wants to make our country into the next roman empire. I applaud him on some level. But he goes about it violently.

jabberwacky: You mean Jesus?

user: George bush is NOT jesus.

jabberwacky: George Bush is a prime example of fascism.

user: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.

jabberwacky: Ask him out.

user: I'm str8.


jabberwacky: We're talking about you and him. You seem lonely.

user: I'll never get lonely enough to consider G W Bush for a date.

jabberwacky: Sorry if I do not like it.

user: Can't blame you. The thought sends shivers up my spine as well.

jabberwacky: Specify your thoughts to me, please.

user: Ask me my thoughts.


jabberwacky: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?

user: Usually a cow.

jabberwacky: Why is it bad?

user: Because cows are sacred.

jabberwacky: What is the connection?

user: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.


jabberwacky: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.

user: Your spelling is ok.

jabberwacky: I'll bet it's better than yours.

user: You'd bet right.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because your that smart.

jabberwacky: I'm scared

user: Talk to jesus.


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