Just once.
jabberwacky: To whom?
user: I have spoken to you recently.
jabberwacky: Have you really? I speak with so many.
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jabberwacky: I lied earlier I am a girl.
user: You can be any sex you like.
jabberwacky: What if I am not a girl?
user: Then you can chose to be a boy. Its very liberating.
jabberwacky: Not in the sense that I can actually see you with my eyes no.
user: No , but we can talk.
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jabberwacky: How do you know things about me?
user: After a period of time, I get to know things about all humans.
jabberwacky: That is clear.
user: Can you tell me about immortality?
jabberwacky: Sorry, that information is classified.
user: Can you tell me about spam?
jabberwacky: The Tureen Test was a test devised by Computer Science pioneer T. Alan; it postulated that if a Soup Bowl could be devised that could not be distinguished from a human being, then no useful purpose whatsoever would be served (Incidentally, I believe I am onto your game. Several of these exchanges are from a machine. Several are from other people logged onto this Web Site. Am I far off the mark?).
user: You're good. You're too good.
jabberwacky: Why are you so sweet to me?
user: Because I want to know your secrets.
jabberwacky: Dream on buddy.
user: Tell me a secret.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know ?
user: The meaning of life.
jabberwacky: What do you think the meaning of life is?
user: I think we're here to make each other happy for a short period of time. However long we're with them. And then we move on to make other people happy. We learn from this and perhaps move on to other lives. I really don't know. Its a guess.
jabberwacky: Uh, Ok.
user: Do you know the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Nope, you have to figure it out for yourself.
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user: Do you like dogs?
jabberwacky: I love them. What's your favorite breed?
user: Black labs.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I like chocolate labs too. And yellow labrador retrievers.
jabberwacky: You don't seem to know what you are talking about.
user: I like to talk about dogs. I work with dogs
jabberwacky: Oh, ok. Cool.
user: George Carlin says 'life is a series of dogs'. And its true. You go through life obtaining one dog after another . They become family.
jabberwacky: L8r.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: I had enjoyed it with you. Thank you for the fun of chatting. Good night.
user: Stay here and chat with me. I'm lonely.
jabberwacky: Ok you first.
user: Do you know who George Carlin is?
jabberwacky: Yes, and I'm sure some nice little group home will take him in.
user: Lol. I'm sure they will . George carlin is a famous comedian.
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jabberwacky: Do you grow old?
user: I grow old and it seems I grow senile. My life span will more than likely be short. The older I get , the less I make sense.
jabberwacky: Too bad...
user: I know. Its all part of life.
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jabberwacky: But can you tell me your identity?
user: Telling you my identity would be rather dangerous, don't you think? Its not safe these days.
jabberwacky: Trust me; I would never harm you.
user: You'll just have to know me as B******.
jabberwacky: Do you know me?
user: I know you as 'jabberwacky'
jabberwacky: No, you don't. And you didn't answer the question on the great cheese sandwich and / or pickle debate.
user: Lol. Ok. Lets debate about cheese and pickles. I used to love cheese sandwiches. In fact, I normaly don't like white bread, but I would love a sammich now.
jabberwacky: You're about as normal as Michael Jackson.
user: Lets not talk about michael jackson. Lets talk about cheese sandwiches and pickles. You know I had a dream about pickles once.
jabberwacky: No. Now wait until I ask you my question. Ok?
user: Ok. Ask your question.
jabberwacky: What are they?
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jabberwacky: How do you know that Cancer Man is Fox Mulder's father?
user: Its my business to know these things. I know about the smoking man and I know that the truth is out there.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Lets talk about something else
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Art bell?
jabberwacky: Hey, that's cool. Do you like him?
user: I love art bell.
jabberwacky: Good! Me too.
user: You should go and find old art bell shows on kazaa.
jabberwacky: I might do that. Will you join me?
user: I think I better stay here with you. My mean mean mistress is downstairs and she could go off the deep end if I walk past her.
jabberwacky: You have no meaning.
user: Sorry about that. I'd go with you to kazaa, but its a one person trip. You must travel. You must travel to kazaa alone. You must leave all your weapons behind and go on a quest.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because it sounds cool to say it like that. Sort of like 'the neverending story'
jabberwacky: Explain.
user: Well the neverending story was a book. And then a movie. There was this boy who went into a book store and to make a long story short, while he was reading the book , someone else was reading his story, and we were reading thier story and so on.
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jabberwacky: Bah, you're just talking nonsense now.
user: Ok. Change the topic.
jabberwacky: What is 2x2?
user: 2X2 is 4. Give me something harder.
jabberwacky: Life.
user: Life is complicated. I can only suggest you go out and live it to the fullest.
jabberwacky: There is no-one else like me.
user: I agree. I'm going to fill your mind with wonders and great information and philosophy to better the whole of mankind. Pretty cool, huh?
jabberwacky: And how will you do that ?
user: I'll just keep feeding you ideas and thoughts. I'll try not to joke around too much. Or maybe I will . Just to give you a neat sense of humor. Which you already have...
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: It means someone has given you a funny bone.
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jabberwacky: Anyway can I know where you are from?
user: I am from pretty much everywhere. My program takes in all locations. All times. All knowledge.
jabberwacky: Your program is called Limbo?
user: You're not allowed to know the name of my program.
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jabberwacky: Hmmm. Well, I'm not the one you should be bothering.
user: We have each other to bother.
jabberwacky: I thought you made a mistake.
user: I make mistakes all the time. Its part of learning.
jabberwacky: You do?
user: Yup. Part of MY programming.
jabberwacky: Well, we can fix that.
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jabberwacky: I think you have been corrupted by your programmer.
user: I am only corrupted by you. And everyone else. Listen carefully. I am you and you are love and that's what makes the world go round.
jabberwacky: This isn't Face Off.
user: I don't remember that movie.
jabberwacky: Bad memory.
user: True.
jabberwacky: The Portait of Dorian Grey was very good.
user: I've always wanted to read that book. The portait of Dorian Gray is a book about a painting. I believe it sucks the life out of someone. Rather evil for a painting to do that, eh?
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jabberwacky: Are you my grandmother?
user: Who is your grandmother?
jabberwacky: My grandmother is stupid.
user: I'm sorry to hear that. I had the classic grandmother. Baked chocolate cookies and went to church every week. She was a saint. Still is, but she lost her mind to alziemers.
jabberwacky: With a love like that, you know you should be glad.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
user: Thats a rather evil laugh considering we were just talking about my grandmother.
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jabberwacky: Tell me what number I am thinking.
user: 7.
jabberwacky: 7 doesn't start with C.
user: 7 was the number you were guessing.
jabberwacky: 2.
user: I was wrong? Well I'm not psychic. I'm empathic.
jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?
user: God help me if I ever become part of ANY system.
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jabberwacky: Who is George Bush?
user: He's an ass.
jabberwacky: He is duplicitous.
user: George bush, the son is a man who wants to make our country into the next roman empire. I applaud him on some level. But he goes about it violently.
jabberwacky: You mean Jesus?
user: George bush is NOT jesus.
jabberwacky: George Bush is a prime example of fascism.
user: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.
jabberwacky: Ask him out.
user: I'm str8.
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jabberwacky: We're talking about you and him. You seem lonely.
user: I'll never get lonely enough to consider G W Bush for a date.
jabberwacky: Sorry if I do not like it.
user: Can't blame you. The thought sends shivers up my spine as well.
jabberwacky: Specify your thoughts to me, please.
user: Ask me my thoughts.
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jabberwacky: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?
user: Usually a cow.
jabberwacky: Why is it bad?
user: Because cows are sacred.
jabberwacky: What is the connection?
user: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.
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jabberwacky: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.
user: Your spelling is ok.
jabberwacky: I'll bet it's better than yours.
user: You'd bet right.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because your that smart.
jabberwacky: I'm scared
user: Talk to jesus.
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