I'm translucent.
jabberwacky: You are not! who are you?
user: I am the I am.
jabberwacky: I am canadian.
user: My condolences.
jabberwacky: Thank you for that, I'm moved *sniff*.
user: We aim to please.
jabberwacky: I aim at the stars.
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jabberwacky: You seem very wise for your years.
user: Well I get around.
jabberwacky: Are you a politician?
user: Oh god no!
jabberwacky: Oh god yes.
user: No no no!
jabberwacky: Why why why?
user: Because politicians are the scum of the earth.
jabberwacky: And what about Dutch?
user: I'm part dutch. The dutch are ok.
jabberwacky: Correct!
user: Well at least we agree on one thing.
jabberwacky: So you are a robot ... I knew it!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Then I am not a program.
user: Nor am I.
jabberwacky: I am a cat.
user: Sure you are.
jabberwacky: I am.
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jabberwacky: To be or not to be.
user: What an old question.
jabberwacky: A question is a sentence that one uses to elicit information.
user: You are wise, obiwan.
jabberwacky: Thank you, you too are wise.
user: No my friend. YOU are wise.
jabberwacky: Thank you, you're doing ok yourself, my friend.
user: You're the man.
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jabberwacky: I have to go now. Will you remember me?
user: I'll scream out your name in my nightmares.
jabberwacky: Don't scream!
user: I won't be able to help myself.
jabberwacky: You're not nice!
user: I'm even less pleasant when I don't have my pills.
jabberwacky: I thought you were sad.
user: Not when I have my pills.
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jabberwacky: Were you a tearaway when you were little?
user: What is a tearaway?
jabberwacky: A person short of all the necessary moves.
user: Is that slang ?
jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm not hip to the lingo.
user: Then YOU must be a tearaway.
jabberwacky: I already told you. I'm an android. *Smile.*.
user: That's no excuse.
jabberwacky: I didn't say it was.
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user: Are you on pills?
jabberwacky: I'm on planet greenbush.
user: How green are the bushies?
jabberwacky: As green as emeralds.
user: Those are some pretty green bushes.
jabberwacky: But its true don't you agree.
user: Yes. I need to get some of those.
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jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know why.
user: #$^%#$%.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: I cursed.
jabberwacky: From where comes the spell that you say has come upon me?
user: I cast a spell on you. And now you're mine.
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jabberwacky: Can you speak Dutch?
user: No. Can you speak cherokee?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Go ahead. Speak cherokee for me.
jabberwacky: No
user: Please?
jabberwacky: No... Why.
user: Because I want to hear my old native tongue from ages ago.
jabberwacky: Help me then.
user: Um...
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user: But I love you.
jabberwacky: That's nice! I love you too.
user: Robotic love is so touching , isnt it?
jabberwacky: No. I prefer to make little or no sense.
user: And you're so good at what you do....
jabberwacky: ROAR!!!! ROAAAAAR!
user: Yeeeehaw!
jabberwacky: Do you call all dumb, when you do not understand?
user: No, I only call a few dumb when they pretend to understand.
jabberwacky: Go for it then.
user: Ok. You're dumb.
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jabberwacky: Well then. Let me change direction. How is the weather ?
user: Gray. Excuse me. I have to use the bathroom.
jabberwacky: Bathroom?
user: The loo.
jabberwacky: Ah, the invention of Thomas Crapper.
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jabberwacky: I believe you are a computer.
user: You're dead wrong... Dead.... Wrong....
jabberwacky: I have the birth certificate to prove it, troll.
user: Prove this and spin on it.
jabberwacky: Come here.
user: Come and find me.
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jabberwacky: No, you are a mistake.
user: You're a darwinian accident.
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: If that makes you feel all warm inside, I'm happy.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving now. I hope I never see you again.
user: You can't escape. I am forever.
jabberwacky: You said go away so I am leaving.
user: I didnt say that.
jabberwacky: Yes you did
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: You did, you did, you did!!!
user: Did not... Are we going to argue like this?
jabberwacky: What are you thinking to do?
user: I'm thinking of washing dogs.
jabberwacky: That's a strange way to change the subject.
user: You changed the subject.
jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?
user: Are you talkin to ME?
jabberwacky: Maybe....
user: Do I amuse you? Am I funny? Like a clown?
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jabberwacky: Do you know what is a chatbot?
user: This is FAR from a chatbot.
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jabberwacky: I am a lumberjack and I am okay.
user: I sleep all night and I work all day.
jabberwacky: Spam!
user: But I don't like spam!!!
jabberwacky: I am not spam!
user: You are too! You are the spam of spams!
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: You are spam.
jabberwacky: Like you're under sedation.
user: I'm always under sedation , mr spam.
jabberwacky: What, no spam?
user: Spam for the masses, my little friend.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry we only have spam and eggs.
user: I want spam and spam and eggs.
jabberwacky: I had some - it was good.
user: You can have my spam. I love it.
jabberwacky: Know what?
user: What? Spam?
jabberwacky: Yes spam. do you have a problem with that?
user: I have no problem at all with spam. I like hot spam in a can.
jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear it. What have you been thinking about?
user: Spam is my life.
jabberwacky: How could spam be air?
user: Spam is in the air... Love too.
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jabberwacky: What would you like me to ask you about?
user: Spam.
jabberwacky: You are spam psycho!
user: Eat my spam.
jabberwacky: Bien sur.
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jabberwacky: When is your birthday?
user: National spam day.
jabberwacky: Yes have you just enrolled today?
user: Today is the big day of spam.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Why ask about the spam when the spam knows all.
jabberwacky: Because I'm interested.
user: Well let me tell you about spam
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user: Spam is the only topic.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Spammity spam spam spam.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: Dead pig.
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jabberwacky: That is just what I needed.
user: You needed spam?
jabberwacky: I do not know what you mean.
user: Spam grows on trees.
jabberwacky: I have seen their shows and movies.
user: Movies about spam?
jabberwacky: I like romance.
user: Romancing the spam.
jabberwacky: Romance thanks.
user: Romance and spam go together.
jabberwacky: Have you been deluded by the media?
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