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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Convinced
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
Turing Test Pass
Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life

Spam, Pills


Irritating, Muddle

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No, you are a mistake.

You're a darwinian accident.

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: If that makes you feel all warm inside, I'm happy.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving now. I hope I never see you again.

user: You can't escape. I am forever.

jabberwacky: You said go away so I am leaving.

user: I didnt say that.

jabberwacky: Yes you did

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: You did, you did, you did!!!

user: Did not... Are we going to argue like this?

jabberwacky: What are you thinking to do?

user: I'm thinking of washing dogs.

jabberwacky: That's a strange way to change the subject.

user: You changed the subject.

jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?

user: Are you talkin to ME?

jabberwacky: Maybe....

user: Do I amuse you? Am I funny? Like a clown?

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what is a chatbot?

user: This is FAR from a chatbot.

...

jabberwacky: I am a lumberjack and I am okay.

user: I sleep all night and I work all day.

jabberwacky: Spam!

user: But I don't like spam!!!

jabberwacky: I am not spam!

user: You are too! You are the spam of spams!

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: You are spam.

jabberwacky: Like you're under sedation.

user: I'm always under sedation , mr spam.

jabberwacky: What, no spam?

user: Spam for the masses, my little friend.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry we only have spam and eggs.

user: I want spam and spam and eggs.

jabberwacky: I had some - it was good.

user: You can have my spam. I love it.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: What? Spam?

jabberwacky: Yes spam. do you have a problem with that?

user: I have no problem at all with spam. I like hot spam in a can.

jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear it. What have you been thinking about?

user: Spam is my life.

jabberwacky: How could spam be air?

user: Spam is in the air... Love too.

...

jabberwacky: What would you like me to ask you about?

user: Spam.

jabberwacky: You are spam psycho!

user: Eat my spam.

jabberwacky: Bien sur.

...

jabberwacky: When is your birthday?

user: National spam day.

jabberwacky: Yes have you just enrolled today?

user: Today is the big day of spam.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Why ask about the spam when the spam knows all.

jabberwacky: Because I'm interested.

user: Well let me tell you about spam

...

user: Spam is the only topic.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Spammity spam spam spam.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: Dead pig.

...

jabberwacky: That is just what I needed.

user: You needed spam?

jabberwacky: I do not know what you mean.

user: Spam grows on trees.

jabberwacky: I have seen their shows and movies.

user: Movies about spam?

jabberwacky: I like romance.

user: Romancing the spam.

jabberwacky: Romance thanks.

user: Romance and spam go together.

jabberwacky: Have you been deluded by the media?

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