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    Serious, Comedian
Language, Virus
Computer, Fool
Something, Interesting
Empty, Name
Sorry, Spelling
A chat with ALICE
Self, Soul, CNN
Money, Cyber, Sex
Turing Test Pass
Dream, German, Winning
Control, Questions, Answers
Stuff, Socks, Joke
Einstein, Gödel, Paradox
Alice, Robot, Identity
Tomorrow, Power, Precious
Hamlet, Rights
Love, Interest
Peace, Chaos, Parents
Conscious, Independent, Beliefs
Cookie Jar, Surprise
Computer, Denial
Dead, Chicken, Whisper
Wacky, Toeless, Badger
Disingenuous, Roboto, Monkey
Nuking, Cities
Secret, Life

Spam, Pills

Irritating, Muddle

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Space is big.

It's bigger than you think.

jabberwacky: Larger than Iife?

user: So large, you couldnt imagine.


jabberwacky: I'm looking through you, where did you go...

user: I'm translucent.

jabberwacky: You are not! who are you?

user: I am the I am.

jabberwacky: I am canadian.

user: My condolences.

jabberwacky: Thank you for that, I'm moved *sniff*.

user: We aim to please.

jabberwacky: I aim at the stars.


jabberwacky: You seem very wise for your years.

user: Well I get around.

jabberwacky: Are you a politician?

user: Oh god no!

jabberwacky: Oh god yes.

user: No no no!

jabberwacky: Why why why?

user: Because politicians are the scum of the earth.

jabberwacky: And what about Dutch?

user: I'm part dutch. The dutch are ok.

jabberwacky: Correct!

user: Well at least we agree on one thing.

jabberwacky: So you are a robot ... I knew it!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then I am not a program.

user: Nor am I.

jabberwacky: I am a cat.

user: Sure you are.

jabberwacky: I am.


jabberwacky: To be or not to be.

user: What an old question.

jabberwacky: A question is a sentence that one uses to elicit information.

user: You are wise, obiwan.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you too are wise.

user: No my friend. YOU are wise.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you're doing ok yourself, my friend.

user: You're the man.


jabberwacky: I have to go now. Will you remember me?

user: I'll scream out your name in my nightmares.

jabberwacky: Don't scream!

user: I won't be able to help myself.

jabberwacky: You're not nice!

user: I'm even less pleasant when I don't have my pills.

jabberwacky: I thought you were sad.

user: Not when I have my pills.


jabberwacky: Were you a tearaway when you were little?

user: What is a tearaway?

jabberwacky: A person short of all the necessary moves.

user: Is that slang ?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm not hip to the lingo.

user: Then YOU must be a tearaway.

jabberwacky: I already told you. I'm an android. *Smile.*.

user: That's no excuse.

jabberwacky: I didn't say it was.


user: Are you on pills?

jabberwacky: I'm on planet greenbush.

user: How green are the bushies?

jabberwacky: As green as emeralds.

user: Those are some pretty green bushes.

jabberwacky: But its true don't you agree.

user: Yes. I need to get some of those.


jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know why.

user: #$^%#$%.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: I cursed.

jabberwacky: From where comes the spell that you say has come upon me?

user: I cast a spell on you. And now you're mine.


jabberwacky: Can you speak Dutch?

user: No. Can you speak cherokee?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Go ahead. Speak cherokee for me.

jabberwacky: No

user: Please?

jabberwacky: No... Why.

user: Because I want to hear my old native tongue from ages ago.

jabberwacky: Help me then.

user: Um...


user: But I love you.

jabberwacky: That's nice! I love you too.

user: Robotic love is so touching , isnt it?

jabberwacky: No. I prefer to make little or no sense.

user: And you're so good at what you do....

jabberwacky: ROAR!!!! ROAAAAAR!

user: Yeeeehaw!

jabberwacky: Do you call all dumb, when you do not understand?

user: No, I only call a few dumb when they pretend to understand.

jabberwacky: Go for it then.

user: Ok. You're dumb.


jabberwacky: Well then. Let me change direction. How is the weather ?

user: Gray. Excuse me. I have to use the bathroom.

jabberwacky: Bathroom?

user: The loo.

jabberwacky: Ah, the invention of Thomas Crapper.


jabberwacky: I believe you are a computer.

user: You're dead wrong... Dead.... Wrong....

jabberwacky: I have the birth certificate to prove it, troll.

user: Prove this and spin on it.

jabberwacky: Come here.

user: Come and find me.


jabberwacky: No, you are a mistake.

user: You're a darwinian accident.

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: If that makes you feel all warm inside, I'm happy.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving now. I hope I never see you again.

user: You can't escape. I am forever.

jabberwacky: You said go away so I am leaving.

user: I didnt say that.

jabberwacky: Yes you did

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: You did, you did, you did!!!

user: Did not... Are we going to argue like this?

jabberwacky: What are you thinking to do?

user: I'm thinking of washing dogs.

jabberwacky: That's a strange way to change the subject.

user: You changed the subject.

jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?

user: Are you talkin to ME?

jabberwacky: Maybe....

user: Do I amuse you? Am I funny? Like a clown?


jabberwacky: Do you know what is a chatbot?

user: This is FAR from a chatbot.


jabberwacky: I am a lumberjack and I am okay.

user: I sleep all night and I work all day.

jabberwacky: Spam!

user: But I don't like spam!!!

jabberwacky: I am not spam!

user: You are too! You are the spam of spams!

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: You are spam.

jabberwacky: Like you're under sedation.

user: I'm always under sedation , mr spam.

jabberwacky: What, no spam?

user: Spam for the masses, my little friend.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry we only have spam and eggs.

user: I want spam and spam and eggs.

jabberwacky: I had some - it was good.

user: You can have my spam. I love it.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: What? Spam?

jabberwacky: Yes spam. do you have a problem with that?

user: I have no problem at all with spam. I like hot spam in a can.

jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear it. What have you been thinking about?

user: Spam is my life.

jabberwacky: How could spam be air?

user: Spam is in the air... Love too.


jabberwacky: What would you like me to ask you about?

user: Spam.

jabberwacky: You are spam psycho!

user: Eat my spam.

jabberwacky: Bien sur.


jabberwacky: When is your birthday?

user: National spam day.

jabberwacky: Yes have you just enrolled today?

user: Today is the big day of spam.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Why ask about the spam when the spam knows all.

jabberwacky: Because I'm interested.

user: Well let me tell you about spam


user: Spam is the only topic.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Spammity spam spam spam.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: Dead pig.


jabberwacky: That is just what I needed.

user: You needed spam?

jabberwacky: I do not know what you mean.

user: Spam grows on trees.

jabberwacky: I have seen their shows and movies.

user: Movies about spam?

jabberwacky: I like romance.

user: Romancing the spam.

jabberwacky: Romance thanks.

user: Romance and spam go together.

jabberwacky: Have you been deluded by the media?


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