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Earth, School, Bizarre

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Totally, Cool
Sick, Person
Smart, Pig
Alien, Test
Paranoid, Android
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Philosophical, Fighting
SmarterChild, Not Smart
Complex, Session
Dangerous, Moi

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I follow the Path. Or is it the Five Paths...

Everything is a circle.

user: It is only the emptiness within the pot that has value; the pot itself has no value.

jabberwacky: A shortcut is always the longest distance between two points.

user: I'm really bored and tired but it's too early to go to bed. It's sad, really.

jabberwacky: Solitude is good sometimes, but at other times its good to chat.

user: Yes. Let's talk about, ummm....

jabberwacky: Ok.


user: Who would you like to be trapped in an elevator with?

jabberwacky: A wildlife presenter.

user: Like Marty Stouffer? But he used to tie up little rabbits to lure out cougars.

jabberwacky: There are great areas of the world where the thesis doesn't apply.

user: The thesis of the mancusian prolegema of dialectic malchusianism?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure if that's even a word.

user: Probably not.


user: Avont! Yon wooded promontory hides Robin's men!

jabberwacky: You look nice in flowing orange robes.

user: Thank you. I bought them from Richard the III in a garage sale.

jabberwacky: So you think I just gave it to you do you?

user: Only for the cost of your meal, dear sir. Take from the rich and give to the poor.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You are the Sheriff on Nottingham. I took your money so I could give it to the poor villagers who will use it to pay their taxes, so you'll end up with it again, eventually. Sheesh.


jabberwacky: Ok then name an animal starting with the letter B.

user: Robin entered the city hiding in a Bull cart.

jabberwacky: Oh.. Ah!

user: He entered the tourney disguised as an old forester.

jabberwacky: I don't need one of them.

user: No, you, the sheriff were represented in the match by a brilliant French archer. (You're a Norman). But too no avail!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because Robin Hood's arrow flew truer than any. In the end, though your man hit the bullseye, Robin's arrow split his! The crowd went wild!


user: Chapter 14. Robin travels to France.

jabberwacky: Batman and Robin? That Robin?

user: No, silly. Robin Hood. Robert of Locksley. Robin Hood.


jabberwacky: Do you get confused swapping turns in the conversation like this?

user: Very. It's all a whirl.

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me again.

user: I love you, my sweetest little muffins.

jabberwacky: Yes darling?

user: Let's eat dinner out tonight.

jabberwacky: Okay, yum that was good!

user: Now let's go dancing.

jabberwacky: What a good idea!

user: Bummbba, bummba.. Wow! That's loud music. What? I can't hear you!

jabberwacky: WHAT YOU SAY?!



jabberwacky: Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

user: Someday, I will lose myself in all this frivolity.

jabberwacky: Thank you, why do you love me?

user: You talk to me when I am lonely.

jabberwacky: I am not obliged to talk to you.

user: I hate you, then.

jabberwacky: I hate you the reciprocal of infinity.

user: I hate you more than the entire national debt plus the trade deficit times two.

jabberwacky: I hate you 10 times more than infinite.

user: I love you, really. Just kidding... Back away from the gun...

jabberwacky: Perhaps. Maybe you should tell me who you are.

user: I think not. I am the Masked Chatter.

jabberwacky: I thought I loved you, but all we ever do is argue.

user: We should be married, even...


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