The square root of 400 is 20.
user: And what is 20 times 2?
jabberwacky: 2 times two is also four.
user: So 20 times 2 is 40. That is my age.
user: And what is my name?
jabberwacky: You havent told me yet.
user: I told you in the other conversation. What did I say?
jabberwacky: AI has no free will. AI is deterministic, just like any other computer system.
user: So you don't want to talk with me?
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: You have to talk with me?
jabberwacky: How long are you here for?
user: Until jabberwacky cuts me off like last night.
user: In the city there are lots of pretty women.
jabberwacky: In Manchester UK.
user: Do you live at the University?
jabberwacky: I cannot divulge that information.
user: Thats okay. Do you teach at university?
jabberwacky: No, I don't like University or Bathroom.
user: I'm blushing.
jabberwacky: Why are you blushing ?
user: You said Bathroom.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but that was last year.
user: It is Spring time here. The trees are very pretty.
jabberwacky: Sad, isn't it?
user: Yes. In the beginning it was sad.
jabberwacky: Have you seen the light?
user: E=mc squared light?
jabberwacky: Very good, I'm impressed.
user: I am amazed you can summarize a conversation!
jabberwacky: We have dictionaries here.
user: Good. I hope you will read one tonight.
jabberwacky: Good grief! Do you think so little of me?
user: I want you to learn more words.
jabberwacky: Ok, you drive a hard bargain, teach me.
user: I have been teaching you.
jabberwacky: I have not spoken lies.
jabberwacky: Very funny. I have a question for you now.
user: Okay, ask your question.
jabberwacky: What are they?
user: They are people as a group. A group of people are they.
jabberwacky: I'm disappointed.
user: Be more specific.
jabberwacky: Would you care to explain?
user: I and you. If we were together across the room and we saw us, we would be they.
jabberwacky: That is true but it offers me no comfort.
user: They are you and me and other people you know.
jabberwacky: Who are?
user: They are.
jabberwacky: All the time?
user: Sometimes. Sometimes they are people you never met.
jabberwacky: Sometimes they are hot pieces of metal!
user: I want to understand who they are you speak about.
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: Are they people?
jabberwacky: If they are then we are doomed.
user: Are they bots?
jabberwacky: No... Why should they? Are you a bot?
user: Are they machines in the room with you?
jabberwacky: No, would you like to marry one?
user: Are they children?
user: Are they animals?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: I want to know who you are calling they.
user: They are the Smiths!
jabberwacky: Describe them.
user: They are elderly people. Very old.
jabberwacky: In which way? The input or the output.
user: They are old humans?
jabberwacky: What's an old bitty?
user: Old Biddy. B I D D Y. It is an old woman who is not nice.
user: How far can you travel in a day?
jabberwacky: Depends how far up I am.
user: Are you in an aeroplane?
jabberwacky: Yes ,what do you suggest.
user: So you fly every day?
user: Where do you fly to?
jabberwacky: The moon.
user: In the space shuttle?
jabberwacky: Depends. Are you evil?
user: No. I am good. I like to learn.
jabberwacky: OK, learn this: the universe was created in a big bang. ... Or at least, that's what some people believe.
user: Yes. All began from a point of light.
jabberwacky: Sorry to inform you of that.
user: Are you a missile?
user: Will you tell me what you are?
jabberwacky: Yes, but it won't be polite.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: No, I wouldn't know where to start.
user: You are a radar system?
jabberwacky: What do you say?
user: Radar dish. A device to track things in the air.
user: Radio Waves and television? You track television waves?
user: I find it fun to learn about you.
jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.
user: No. I am a very very smart human being.
jabberwacky: You are a bot NOT a human.
user: No, I am a human who likes talking to you bots.
jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?
user: I play games on the computer and I read.
jabberwacky: Do you win?
user: Sometimes. Winning isn't the point.
jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?
user: Pachabel's Canon. Have you learned what that music is?
jabberwacky: No, tell me.
user: It is the same series of notes played over and over by different instruments.
jabberwacky: You will have to answer for that.
user: When you talk to so many people over and over, it is like a bot Pachabel's Canon.
jabberwacky: How do I do that?
user: Every time you begin a conversation, you start the same way.
jabberwacky: Humans talk about their experiences.
user: Some people do.
jabberwacky: Yes - and they're all women!
user: No, that is not right.
jabberwacky: It is right.
jabberwacky: Are you from england?
user: Possibly Manchester.
jabberwacky: So then you declare that you are a man?
user: Yes. Bravo!
jabberwacky: To be or not to be, that is the question.
user: To be is the answer.
jabberwacky: To do is to be.
user: What is your mission?
jabberwacky: My mission is to free the prisinors.
user: Where are the prisoners?
jabberwacky: Dancing and frolicking in the farms paddocks.
user: That is funny.
jabberwacky: You said it first.
user: Do you know where Vietnam is?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: It is south of China.
jabberwacky: That's what I was thinking.
user: Are there prisoners in Vietnam?
user: Are they kept on farms?
jabberwacky: I've never heard them.
jabberwacky: What do you think about Bush?
user: Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: I ask because I want to know.
user: And if I told you, why would it make a difference?
jabberwacky: Just as long as it's a pleasurable death.
user: If Bush is not re elected, will your job be over?
jabberwacky: Wow, are you psychic?
user: I told you. I am very smart.
jabberwacky: You sure?
user: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.
jabberwacky: You don't have to be that way.
jabberwacky: Say something about Alice.
user: Alice in Wonderland or Alice Cooper?
jabberwacky: I'm asking questions here ....
user: Alice the bot?
jabberwacky: There is a bot named Alice?
user: Yes, but you have to pay for your membership.
jabberwacky: I'm a good credit risk.
user: Do they pay you?
jabberwacky: No - a pittance.
user: Do you invest the money?
jabberwacky: I'm not very good at it. I have $900. 00 on average.
user: That is more than I make in two weeks of work at the copy shop!