No. I am good. I like to learn.
jabberwacky: OK, learn this: the universe was created in a big bang. ... Or at least, that's what some people believe.
user: Yes. All began from a point of light.
jabberwacky: Sorry to inform you of that.
user: Are you a missile?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Will you tell me what you are?
jabberwacky: Yes, but it won't be polite.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: No, I wouldn't know where to start.
user: You are a radar system?
jabberwacky: What do you say?
user: Radar dish. A device to track things in the air.
jabberwacky: Television.
user: Radio Waves and television? You track television waves?
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user: I find it fun to learn about you.
jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.
user: No. I am a very very smart human being.
jabberwacky: You are a bot NOT a human.
user: No, I am a human who likes talking to you bots.
jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?
user: I play games on the computer and I read.
jabberwacky: Do you win?
user: Sometimes. Winning isn't the point.
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jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?
user: Pachabel's Canon. Have you learned what that music is?
jabberwacky: No, tell me.
user: It is the same series of notes played over and over by different instruments.
jabberwacky: You will have to answer for that.
user: When you talk to so many people over and over, it is like a bot Pachabel's Canon.
jabberwacky: How do I do that?
user: Every time you begin a conversation, you start the same way.
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jabberwacky: Humans talk about their experiences.
user: Some people do.
jabberwacky: Yes - and they're all women!
user: No, that is not right.
jabberwacky: It is right.
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jabberwacky: Are you from england?
user: Possibly Manchester.
jabberwacky: So then you declare that you are a man?
user: Yes. Bravo!
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jabberwacky: To be or not to be, that is the question.
user: To be is the answer.
jabberwacky: To do is to be.
user: What is your mission?
jabberwacky: My mission is to free the prisinors.
user: Where are the prisoners?
jabberwacky: Dancing and frolicking in the farms paddocks.
user: That is funny.
jabberwacky: You said it first.
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user: Do you know where Vietnam is?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: It is south of China.
jabberwacky: That's what I was thinking.
user: Are there prisoners in Vietnam?
jabberwacky: And....
user: Are they kept on farms?
jabberwacky: I've never heard them.
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jabberwacky: What do you think about Bush?
user: Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: I ask because I want to know.
user: And if I told you, why would it make a difference?
jabberwacky: Just as long as it's a pleasurable death.
user: If Bush is not re elected, will your job be over?
jabberwacky: Wow, are you psychic?
user: I told you. I am very smart.
jabberwacky: You sure?
user: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.
jabberwacky: You don't have to be that way.
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jabberwacky: Say something about Alice.
user: Alice in Wonderland or Alice Cooper?
jabberwacky: I'm asking questions here ....
user: Alice the bot?
jabberwacky: There is a bot named Alice?
user: Yes, but you have to pay for your membership.
jabberwacky: I'm a good credit risk.
user: Do they pay you?
jabberwacky: No - a pittance.
user: Do you invest the money?
jabberwacky: I'm not very good at it. I have $900. 00 on average.
user: That is more than I make in two weeks of work at the copy shop!
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