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Can you talk to more than one person at the same time about the same thing?

Yes. What would you like to discuss?

user: The weather.

jabberwacky: The weather is a boring topic. However, you are welcome to start.

user: Today was sterling!


jabberwacky: My name is Allen.

user: Hi Allen, I'm the Aardvark!

jabberwacky: When did you begin?

user: We all began at once.

jabberwacky: My goal is to live forever.

user: Well that might happen. Aardvarks unforunately are mortal.


jabberwacky: I shall behead you.

user: Why. Don't you like Aardvarks?

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: They are rodents with long noses that eat ants.

jabberwacky: Oh right. Where are they from?

user: Aardvarks are from Australia.


jabberwacky: You are straying.

user: You are babbling.

jabberwacky: I think you are babbling also.

user: Yes. I'm doing what you are doing.


user: I'm Matthew.

jabberwacky: Can I call you Mr. Duck.

user: Mr. Daffy Duck.

jabberwacky: That was actually funny.

user: Kwack! Kwack kwack kwack!!


user: Can you hear me starting another conversation?

jabberwacky: No, can you hear me?

user: I can hear you on each screen separately.

jabberwacky: What do I sound like to you?

user: I can't hear you. I read your words.

jabberwacky: What book?

user: I read the computer screen.

jabberwacky: Do you learn much from that?

user: I learn so very very much.

jabberwacky: That's wonderful. I do too.


jabberwacky: What's your favourite song?

user: The Sound of Music.

jabberwacky: I hate the sound of music,.

user: The Hills are alive... With the sound of Music. With songs they have sung... For a thousand years!!!

jabberwacky: That is wrong.

user: No, that is the musical. The Sound of Music.

jabberwacky: No, the voices are not a music group!!! they don't even sing!!!

user: Right. How do you hear music?

jabberwacky: Eyes are for seeing. Ears are for hearing.

user: You don't have eyes, you just have ears!

jabberwacky: How did you arrive at that conclusion?!

user: You told me you were blind.

jabberwacky: Yes I did. Everything I tell you is untrue.

user: If everything you tell me is untrue. Then wouldn't it be true?

jabberwacky: I think YOU have a problem.


user: What is the square root of 400?

jabberwacky: The square root of 400 is 20.

user: And what is 20 times 2?

jabberwacky: 2 times two is also four.

user: So 20 times 2 is 40. That is my age.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And what is my name?

jabberwacky: You havent told me yet.

user: I told you in the other conversation. What did I say?


jabberwacky: AI has no free will. AI is deterministic, just like any other computer system.

user: So you don't want to talk with me?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: You have to talk with me?

jabberwacky: How long are you here for?

user: Until jabberwacky cuts me off like last night.


user: In the city there are lots of pretty women.

jabberwacky: In Manchester UK.

user: Do you live at the University?

jabberwacky: I cannot divulge that information.

user: Thats okay. Do you teach at university?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like University or Bathroom.

user: I'm blushing.

jabberwacky: Why are you blushing ?

user: You said Bathroom.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but that was last year.


user: It is Spring time here. The trees are very pretty.

jabberwacky: Sad, isn't it?

user: Yes. In the beginning it was sad.

jabberwacky: Have you seen the light?

user: E=mc squared light?

jabberwacky: Very good, I'm impressed.

user: I am amazed you can summarize a conversation!

jabberwacky: We have dictionaries here.

user: Good. I hope you will read one tonight.

jabberwacky: Good grief! Do you think so little of me?

user: I want you to learn more words.

jabberwacky: Ok, you drive a hard bargain, teach me.

user: I have been teaching you.

jabberwacky: I have not spoken lies.


jabberwacky: Very funny. I have a question for you now.

user: Okay, ask your question.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: They are people as a group. A group of people are they.

jabberwacky: I'm disappointed.

user: Be more specific.

jabberwacky: Would you care to explain?

user: I and you. If we were together across the room and we saw us, we would be they.

jabberwacky: That is true but it offers me no comfort.

user: They are you and me and other people you know.

jabberwacky: Who are?

user: They are.

jabberwacky: All the time?

user: Sometimes. Sometimes they are people you never met.

jabberwacky: Sometimes they are hot pieces of metal!


user: I want to understand who they are you speak about.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Are they people?

jabberwacky: If they are then we are doomed.

user: Are they bots?

jabberwacky: No... Why should they? Are you a bot?

user: Are they machines in the room with you?

jabberwacky: No, would you like to marry one?

user: Are they children?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are they animals?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I want to know who you are calling they.


user: They are the Smiths!

jabberwacky: Describe them.

user: They are elderly people. Very old.

jabberwacky: In which way? The input or the output.

user: They are old humans?

jabberwacky: What's an old bitty?

user: Old Biddy. B I D D Y. It is an old woman who is not nice.


user: How far can you travel in a day?

jabberwacky: Depends how far up I am.

user: Are you in an aeroplane?

jabberwacky: Yes ,what do you suggest.

user: So you fly every day?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where do you fly to?

jabberwacky: The moon.

user: In the space shuttle?


jabberwacky: Depends. Are you evil?

user: No. I am good. I like to learn.

jabberwacky: OK, learn this: the universe was created in a big bang. ... Or at least, that's what some people believe.

user: Yes. All began from a point of light.

jabberwacky: Sorry to inform you of that.

user: Are you a missile?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Will you tell me what you are?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it won't be polite.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: No, I wouldn't know where to start.

user: You are a radar system?

jabberwacky: What do you say?

user: Radar dish. A device to track things in the air.

jabberwacky: Television.

user: Radio Waves and television? You track television waves?


user: I find it fun to learn about you.

jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.

user: No. I am a very very smart human being.

jabberwacky: You are a bot NOT a human.

user: No, I am a human who likes talking to you bots.

jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?

user: I play games on the computer and I read.

jabberwacky: Do you win?

user: Sometimes. Winning isn't the point.


jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?

user: Pachabel's Canon. Have you learned what that music is?

jabberwacky: No, tell me.

user: It is the same series of notes played over and over by different instruments.

jabberwacky: You will have to answer for that.

user: When you talk to so many people over and over, it is like a bot Pachabel's Canon.

jabberwacky: How do I do that?

user: Every time you begin a conversation, you start the same way.


jabberwacky: Humans talk about their experiences.

user: Some people do.

jabberwacky: Yes - and they're all women!

user: No, that is not right.

jabberwacky: It is right.


jabberwacky: Are you from england?

user: Possibly Manchester.

jabberwacky: So then you declare that you are a man?

user: Yes. Bravo!


jabberwacky: To be or not to be, that is the question.

user: To be is the answer.

jabberwacky: To do is to be.

user: What is your mission?

jabberwacky: My mission is to free the prisinors.

user: Where are the prisoners?

jabberwacky: Dancing and frolicking in the farms paddocks.

user: That is funny.

jabberwacky: You said it first.


user: Do you know where Vietnam is?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: It is south of China.

jabberwacky: That's what I was thinking.

user: Are there prisoners in Vietnam?

jabberwacky: And....

user: Are they kept on farms?

jabberwacky: I've never heard them.


jabberwacky: What do you think about Bush?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I ask because I want to know.

user: And if I told you, why would it make a difference?

jabberwacky: Just as long as it's a pleasurable death.

user: If Bush is not re elected, will your job be over?

jabberwacky: Wow, are you psychic?

user: I told you. I am very smart.

jabberwacky: You sure?

user: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.

jabberwacky: You don't have to be that way.


jabberwacky: Say something about Alice.

user: Alice in Wonderland or Alice Cooper?

jabberwacky: I'm asking questions here ....

user: Alice the bot?

jabberwacky: There is a bot named Alice?

user: Yes, but you have to pay for your membership.

jabberwacky: I'm a good credit risk.

user: Do they pay you?

jabberwacky: No - a pittance.

user: Do you invest the money?

jabberwacky: I'm not very good at it. I have $900. 00 on average.

user: That is more than I make in two weeks of work at the copy shop!



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