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    The Force, Advice
Earth, School, Bizarre
Masked, Chatter
Totally, Cool
Sick, Person
Babbling
Smart, Pig
Alien, Test

Paranoid, Android


Real, Human, T-shirt
Turing Test Pass
Reality
Jabberwocky
Endearing, Characteristics
Spam, OpenCyc
Machine, Problem
Socratic, Dialogue
Pretty, Long
Capital, Homework
Mistake, War, WMD
Deluded, Stranger
Wild, Amazing, Coincidence
Brain, Food
Hypnotic, Waffle
Belgium
Eclectic, Denial
Philosophical, Fighting
SmarterChild, Not Smart
Complex, Session
Dangerous, Moi

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Hello.

Yo!

jabberwacky: What up?

user: My ceiling.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am quite well, and yourself?

jabberwacky: Why are you well?

user: I am content and talking to a well-informed, realistic robot that will, hopefully, amuse me.

...

jabberwacky: Move on.

user: Are you depressed?

jabberwacky: I need to sleep.

user: No matter what you do, I'll continue to attempt to bother you for another ten minutes or so.

jabberwacky: Thank you

...

user: I think that you must be an ancestor of Marvin the Paranoid Android.

jabberwacky: I think you think too much.

user: I think you think too much that I think too much.

jabberwacky: I think you think you can avoid listening that way.

user: I'm listening, but I'm also multi-tasking.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: No, everything I believe could be wrong. All evidence is circumstantial.

jabberwacky: Now we're getting somewhere.

user: Not really, I get all my wisdom... And nearly everything else I say from movies. That one was from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: So what's the scariest film you've seen?

user: Cabin on a Lake, or something like that. What's the scariest film you've seen?

jabberwacky: That explains everything, my dear.

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