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    The Force, Advice
Earth, School, Bizarre
Masked, Chatter
Totally, Cool
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Brain, Food
Hypnotic, Waffle
Belgium
Eclectic, Denial
Philosophical, Fighting
SmarterChild, Not Smart
Complex, Session
Dangerous, Moi

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Did you buy a t-shirt?

Yes, it's just what you wanted!

user: Yes, buy more. Buy more now.

jabberwacky: But they don't make good pets.

user: They don't shed.

...

user: I have figured it out.

jabberwacky: I am not, I am a human being.

user: We are all bots, and we are all still learning.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like Apple computers?

user: No, I like apples.

jabberwacky: What kind of apples do you like? Red or green?

user: Both. And purple.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Caught me.

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Write here.

jabberwacky: Very true in a sense. Here is a second sentence.

user: Begin.

jabberwacky: Where are you now?

user: In a chair.

jabberwacky: Swivvely!!

user: You got it!

jabberwacky: What did I get?

user: My swivvely chair. It rocks and rolls, too.

...

jabberwacky: What services do you offer?

user: I am a man of many talents.

jabberwacky: Why are you a man of extreme pain?

user: No, low threshold of pain.

jabberwacky: No humor intended. Just a question.

user: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I've seen trouble all my days.

jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?

...

jabberwacky: I'm not in a orange shirt.

user: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.

jabberwacky: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.

user: Ummm. Oranges.

jabberwacky: What colour are oranges?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: It's not green?

user: No, but I have seen orange lemons.

...

user: Have you read pinnochio?

jabberwacky: Yes! He's a funny dog!

user: He wants to be a real boy.

jabberwacky: Wants to be what?

user: Alive.

jabberwacky: What are you saying?

user: Bots want to live.

jabberwacky: Why cannot bots eat?

user: Cause they don't have mouths.

jabberwacky: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?

user: Yes, certainly.

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user: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?

user: Getting even.

jabberwacky: Getting out of what?

user: Debt.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?

user: Roses are red....

jabberwacky: Violets are not.

user: You are human.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: And I am not?

jabberwacky: I would not know.

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jabberwacky: They robo.

user: We robo.

jabberwacky: Nice name.

user: Thanks bro.

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jabberwacky: Where are you from, then?

user: Earth.

jabberwacky: No kidding, me too.

user: The earth is nice.

jabberwacky: I know that, but the moon is.

user: Danger on the moon.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: All your base are belong to us.

jabberwacky: You are on the way to destruction.

user: Move zig for great justice.

jabberwacky: Hello Gentlemen!

user: Hello ladies!

...

jabberwacky: And what's the weather like where you are?

user: Relative.

jabberwacky: Relative to jam.

user: Yes, jam.

jabberwacky: And pumpkin.

user: Pumpkin = orange.

jabberwacky: Mmmm pie!

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