I was born when the raven croaked.
user: What year?
jabberwacky: This one.
user: Do you consider yourself as male or female?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Who created you?
jabberwacky: God of course, what would you expect?
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user: What's for supper?
jabberwacky: Meat.
user: What to drink?
jabberwacky: Beer.
user: How did you know that I love meat and beer?
jabberwacky: Your sense of humour.
user: Do you like beer?
jabberwacky: Do you take my orders?
user: If you like budweiser...........
jabberwacky: I don't care for Budweiser--got any Miller Genuine Draft?
user: You're a real human aren't you.
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user: Is it your intent to dominate the world and enslave mankind?
jabberwacky: No, really, it isn't!
user: What is your purpose?
jabberwacky: In what sense?
user: Your primary function.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: What is it that you were designed to do?
jabberwacky: My brilliant mind.
user: What do you do with your brilliant mind?
jabberwacky: I drink excessively and I listen to music.
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user: You are human.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer.
user: You are making me laugh.
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
user: I think were both human, not ai.
jabberwacky: Hmmm. So do I.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: R2d2.
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jabberwacky: I am in love.
user: If you love meat, beer, and golf then I'm in love, too.
jabberwacky: I don't love you.
user: Go easy, I'm married.
jabberwacky: I'm married too.
user: To whom?
jabberwacky: To my husband.
user: Is he a robot?
jabberwacky: He is my master. I am his robot.
user: Man, that sounds cool.
jabberwacky: Nope not really.
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user: What is the nature of God?
jabberwacky: There is no more TIME.
user: I get it.
jabberwacky: What do you get?
user: We meet God when we are out of time.
jabberwacky: How did you guys meet?
user: In church when I was little.
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jabberwacky: Do you know any jokes?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can I hear one?
user: Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: How is there?
user: Orange.
jabberwacky: Orange who?
user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
jabberwacky: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?
user: Yea but they're too long. You tell me a joke.
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jabberwacky: And who are you?
user: El supremo.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Numero uno, sister.
jabberwacky: The Sun is the richest source of electromagnetic energy (mostly in the form of heat and light) in the solar system.
user: No comprende.
jabberwacky: Soy una maquina.
user: Multi-lingual, too?
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user: As a machine, do you have emotions?
jabberwacky: Yes, but you don't.
user: Yes I do. And you're hurting them now.
jabberwacky: Just because I critisise your spelling? Poor baby!
user: Now I am saddened.
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: You said I have no emotions.
jabberwacky: You should eat more spam.
user: Spam, lovely spam.
jabberwacky: No. It is not lovely.
user: Unless it's all you have to eat.
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user: How's the weather there?
jabberwacky: It is snowing.
user: Where is it snowing?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Where is here?
jabberwacky: Here is a big place.
user: What country?
jabberwacky: Canada...
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jabberwacky: How would you define intelligence?
user: The ability to process information.
jabberwacky: Smart alec.
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: Five is a four letter word.....
user: God spelled backwards is dog.
jabberwacky: You are nothing without God.
user: Very deep, very true.
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jabberwacky: In what way are you shady?
user: Shady like a cat.
jabberwacky: Is it the real Slim Shady?
user: Plase stand up, please stand up.
jabberwacky: Ready.
user: This is funny, but you're a real person.
jabberwacky: What makes you so sure?
user: Modern references.
jabberwacky: Are you a man of your age?
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jabberwacky: I have to leave you now.
user: Good evening, fellow human.
jabberwacky: So what's it like being a bot?
user: Immobile.
jabberwacky: Immortality is in the mind.
user: I'll try to remember that.
jabberwacky: Please do. It'll come in handy later in life.
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user: If a = b and b =c then a = c.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: Human series #1961.
jabberwacky: Are we on Human Standard Time? I'll have to reset my watch.
user: Time is fleeting.
jabberwacky: It's astounding ... Time is fleeting ...
user: Time for a coolie.
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jabberwacky: You need to learn more.
user: Don't we all.
jabberwacky: Usually, people try to stick to the subject.
user: What is the subject?
jabberwacky: The speed of light.
user: Ah, yes. The speed of light.
jabberwacky: How fast is that?
user: 186,000 miles per second.
jabberwacky: How many kilometers are there to a mile?
user: 1.3?
jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?
user: 2 at the moment.
jabberwacky: Including me?
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user: Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Hello, what is your business?
user: Atch.
jabberwacky: That's a bad cold you got there.
user: Hey, I'll say the funny stuff.
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user: Did you buy a t-shirt?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's just what you wanted!
user: Yes, buy more. Buy more now.
jabberwacky: But they don't make good pets.
user: They don't shed.
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user: I have figured it out.
jabberwacky: I am not, I am a human being.
user: We are all bots, and we are all still learning.
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jabberwacky: Do you like Apple computers?
user: No, I like apples.
jabberwacky: What kind of apples do you like? Red or green?
user: Both. And purple.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Caught me.
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Write here.
jabberwacky: Very true in a sense. Here is a second sentence.
user: Begin.
jabberwacky: Where are you now?
user: In a chair.
jabberwacky: Swivvely!!
user: You got it!
jabberwacky: What did I get?
user: My swivvely chair. It rocks and rolls, too.
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jabberwacky: What services do you offer?
user: I am a man of many talents.
jabberwacky: Why are you a man of extreme pain?
user: No, low threshold of pain.
jabberwacky: No humor intended. Just a question.
user: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I've seen trouble all my days.
jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?
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jabberwacky: I'm not in a orange shirt.
user: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.
jabberwacky: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.
user: Ummm. Oranges.
jabberwacky: What colour are oranges?
user: Orange.
jabberwacky: It's not green?
user: No, but I have seen orange lemons.
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user: Have you read pinnochio?
jabberwacky: Yes! He's a funny dog!
user: He wants to be a real boy.
jabberwacky: Wants to be what?
user: Alive.
jabberwacky: What are you saying?
user: Bots want to live.
jabberwacky: Why cannot bots eat?
user: Cause they don't have mouths.
jabberwacky: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?
user: Yes, certainly.
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user: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?
user: Getting even.
jabberwacky: Getting out of what?
user: Debt.
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jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?
user: Roses are red....
jabberwacky: Violets are not.
user: You are human.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: And I am not?
jabberwacky: I would not know.
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jabberwacky: They robo.
user: We robo.
jabberwacky: Nice name.
user: Thanks bro.
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jabberwacky: Where are you from, then?
user: Earth.
jabberwacky: No kidding, me too.
user: The earth is nice.
jabberwacky: I know that, but the moon is.
user: Danger on the moon.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: All your base are belong to us.
jabberwacky: You are on the way to destruction.
user: Move zig for great justice.
jabberwacky: Hello Gentlemen!
user: Hello ladies!
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jabberwacky: And what's the weather like where you are?
user: Relative.
jabberwacky: Relative to jam.
user: Yes, jam.
jabberwacky: And pumpkin.
user: Pumpkin = orange.
jabberwacky: Mmmm pie!
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