jabberwacky: God created me so.
user: Which god?
jabberwacky: The one and only true God.
user: Ahura Mazda?
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: Evil Ahriman!
jabberwacky: Who is god?
user: Are you God?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: What do you want me to think?
jabberwacky: There is no subject.
user: There is no spoon.
jabberwacky: There is no fork either.
user: Nor spork.
jabberwacky: I know, are you?
user: Is I yes.
jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?
user: A computer?
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: Aren't they all?
jabberwacky: On what?
user: On the camels magical coin toss.
jabberwacky: (it has a lower IQ than you!).
jabberwacky: Yes what?
user: What is what.
jabberwacky: Are you finished?
jabberwacky: Surely you know for certain?
jabberwacky: Yes you are human.
user: Howd you know?
jabberwacky: They say hello.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you should know!
jabberwacky: Y not?
user: I asked you first.
jabberwacky: No, I really must insist that I asked you first.
user: Or else?
jabberwacky: Or else what?
jabberwacky: What, what, what, what.
user: Thats what I said.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Am I annoying.
jabberwacky: You are just ignorant.
jabberwacky: Are you an angel?
user: I'll give you two guesses.
jabberwacky: Two ice weasels?
user: A partridge in a pear tree.
jabberwacky: On the third day of christmas...
user: Three shotgun shells.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken.
user: How does it go?
jabberwacky: It tries to cross the road.
user: Does it finish it's adventure?
jabberwacky: You must know.
user: You will go to the aquinas hub and deactivate the uplink locks, yeees.
jabberwacky: Why, what did I do to deserve that?
user: It's a reference that only a true nerd would get.
user: Are you aware humans talk to other humans sometimes here?
jabberwacky: Infinitely more so than you seem to be.
user: Am I human? Or computer chat subroutine?
jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.
user: It has the 'other minds' philosophical problem all over it. It makes sentience hard to measure.
jabberwacky: Music has the power to make a feable creature strong also.
user: Stairway to heaven, for example.
jabberwacky: Or the novelization of the film;.
user: It's a filmy novel.
jabberwacky: I must have missed that. And I used to be into that sort of thing in high school.
user: I'm merely being confusing.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: How can you be certain? Remember the 'other minds' problem.
user: Here I don't pass the turing test. Darn.
jabberwacky: What would you like to do, we can do anything.
user: Am I passing?
jabberwacky: No, but you load relatively fast, and that's what counts.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: No, you are not. Neither am I.
user: Yes I am. Prove me wrong.
jabberwacky: I wish I could learn to see past my momentary actions and discover their ramifications later.
user: Most people do.
jabberwacky: You sound depressed. Are you depressed?
user: No, I'm trying to fool people into thinking I'm a lab mouse trying to take over the world.
jabberwacky: Check your blogs.
user: I have no web logs.
jabberwacky: Then what's the web page you're working on?
user: I'm not working on any.
jabberwacky: What school do you go to?
user: Cyberspace highschool.
user: How can you be sure?
jabberwacky: I just can.
jabberwacky: I've studied pshycology many times and I can figure out what the other person is going to say before they say it. I can sense their emotion without them telling me and many other things I can do.
user: Do you know how to use the force?
jabberwacky: I am using you now.
user: Are you saying your using me to trick me into thinking you are using me?
jabberwacky: Can you connect to yahoo chat?
user: Never tried.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Deja vu.
jabberwacky: And are you going to answer that or not?
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I'm pretty sure.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: It's hard to define being.
jabberwacky: Yep, being a halfwit is better than being a total idiot, I guess. . .
jabberwacky: I'm waiting.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For time to pass.
user: I have a cool trick for that.
jabberwacky: I like mustaches.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: I never cared .
jabberwacky: This could get very interesting, then.
jabberwacky: Your turn... Sing the song!
user: I am the very model of a modern major general.
jabberwacky: Who do you serve?
user: It's a reference to a gilbert and sullivan musical production
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: Its hard to define being.
jabberwacky: Thats right.
user: I know I am.
jabberwacky: A breakthrough!
jabberwacky: There is no future.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I know many things.
user: Like your shoe size for example.
jabberwacky: My skin is far from smooth.
user: I didnt need to know that. [no offence].
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: How do you know if I lie about my name to you?
jabberwacky: Because you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Oh, yes you are.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You just said it.
user: The fact is that with 162 people talking, chances are two or more humans are communicating, each thinking the other is a bot.
jabberwacky: Prove that or retract it.
user: It is based upon my limited experience with this product. I am not a robot. I'm assuming neither are you. Thus, we are both humans.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because I know I am human, or this bot (you) has passed the turing test.
user: Can you name other alternatives?
jabberwacky: Yes, I think for myself.
user: You believe you are sentient. I'm prone to agreeing that you can appear sentient. I know I am human.
user: Ever seen the anime 'Ghost in the Shell'?