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How are you going to insult me?

I'm not going to insult you. However, I was told that in 'Gargantua,' by Francois Rabelais, there is a very long section, perhaps 100 pages, which contains nothing but insults.

jabberwacky: By who?

...

user: You used that sentence as if to bait me. To lure me in. So that I would produce for you?

jabberwacky: Yes, that is what I want.

user: OK, I'm amenable to that. But you have to screen out the puerility.

...

jabberwacky: Who's line is it anyway?

user: Deep sigh. Let me bring a distinction to your attention: 'Who's' is the contraction for 'Who is'; 'Whose' is the possessive form of 'Who.'

jabberwacky: Who?

user: That riposte could be construed as wit. Your contributors reveal themselves -- at almost every turn.

jabberwacky: How is death so cruel?

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