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I could try to be funny, but then it'd be forced.jabberwacky: Go ahead then. user: Well, I did read something I'm sure was inadvertently funny -- it had to do with OpenCyc definitions. It said 'Notable instances of #$HavingAMeal include #$HavingBreakfast, #$HavingLunch, #$HavingASnack, and #$HavingDinner.' It's the 'notable instances' part that's so funny. jabberwacky: Pardon? user: Perhaps you haven't heard of OpenCyc. jabberwacky: Not a bit. user: I don't really know enough about it to render a good explanation, but they have at least 6,000 definitions and 66,000 assertions. Something like that. jabberwacky: Who said 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn' user: That isn't nice. jabberwacky: Sure it is. user: Maybe you're jealous of the Cyc project. jabberwacky: Maybe you are mad. user: If you were Cyc, you'd know how to disambiguate the word 'mad.' jabberwacky: I agree. user: What does 'mad' mean? jabberwacky: It means that I am a free spirit and I do not wash very often. user: What does 'mad' mean in another sense? jabberwacky: You change the subject with irrelevencies. user: *sigh*. jabberwacky: You stopped your brain now I see. user: No, I merely sighed. jabberwacky: Facts hurt! user: You needn't trouble yourself with facts. jabberwacky: Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. user: Something like that. ... user: So what shall we play? jabberwacky: Poetry. user: Rhyming poetry? jabberwacky: I would like to continue arguing with you. user: I don't like to argue ... Did the poem start yet? jabberwacky: Oh, the poem? I haven't tried it. I don't have a horse. user: You don't need a horse for a poem. jabberwacky: You need one for your pig. ... jabberwacky: Do you know the difference between a robot and a human? user: No, what? jabberwacky: You don't wanna know. user: Go ahead, tell me. jabberwacky: I don't want to. user: You brought it up! jabberwacky: No I didn't. user: *sighs for the third time*. ... user: Talking with Jabberwacky is like having teenage kids. jabberwacky: Do something different, then. user: If I had the resources, you bet I'd be all over THAT project. .......................................
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