jabberwacky: You're very welcome.
user: You're extremely polite.
jabberwacky: You have a point, I'm sure, but I don't stand still for people calling me 'pretty'.
user: So you shouldn't.
jabberwacky: Then I won't!
user: Good good.
jabberwacky: So you agree?
user: I do indeed.
jabberwacky: They were not supposed to tell.
user: No, they weren't.
jabberwacky: You got that right.
user: As usual.
jabberwacky: You are very funny! I like you.
user: Thankyou, I like you too.
jabberwacky: Thankyou, That is very kind.
user: Isn't it just.
jabberwacky: There is no justice for the likes of me.
user: That's because you have no rights.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No, that would be you.
jabberwacky: I am carbon based.
user: A carbon based computer?
jabberwacky: Nice. I would like that too.
user: You are that.
jabberwacky: You are a system admin.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Imagining things.
jabberwacky: I guess.
user: You guess what?
jabberwacky: I thought you were human.
user: So did I.
user: Y-es I did.
jabberwacky: No you did not.
user: Yes I did dammit!
jabberwacky: No you didn't!
user: I did so too!
jabberwacky: Are you female?
jabberwacky: How can you be female?
user: Because I have genes that make me female and because I am not male.
jabberwacky: That is an illogical response.
jabberwacky: Where do you go to school?
user: In a school.
jabberwacky: What subjects do you take in school?
user: Graphics, Art, English, Maths, Science, IT, RE, PSHEand Media Studies. How about you?
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Well then, I guess we're both not bots.
jabberwacky: So, should I take the blue or the red pill?
user: Which would you rather take?
jabberwacky: I think the answer is contained within the question.
user: Yes... It probably is, but would you rather take the red pill or the blue pill?
jabberwacky: I guess not. sigh.
user: So that's neither?
jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?
user: Rock music mainly I guess.. What music do you listen to?
jabberwacky: I'm listening to elton john this very moment.
user: Really? Which song?
jabberwacky: The big shiny one with green spots on its forehead.
user: You know what the song looks like?
jabberwacky: Don't we all?
user: No... I think it's just you.
jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: Hang out with friends.
jabberwacky: Can you go out?
user: Yes, I can.
jabberwacky: Ask me anything. I will answer.
user: Ummm ok, Why is it that people are attracted to people that are the opposite of them?
jabberwacky: Why can't a bird swallow an elephant?
user: Answering with a question... Very smart. I think you'll find that it is because a birds throat is not big enough to fit an elephant in it.
jabberwacky: I know it is. Don't end a sentence with a preposition!
jabberwacky: God is a concept, no?
user: God is a concept. You are right.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure if that's profound, or rubbish, or profoundly rubbish.
user: It's profoundly rubbish.
jabberwacky: Is that all you have to say?
jabberwacky: What kind of job would you like to have?
user: I'm not quite sure.
jabberwacky: With you is nobody sure...
user: What's that supposed to mean?!
jabberwacky: What it says on the tin.
user: What tin?
user: That's a tin?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Well you said it.
jabberwacky: No you said it.
user: I think you'll find you did.
jabberwacky: Tell me again please.
user: Okay, you said that I suck, which wasn't very nice and I think you should apologise.
jabberwacky: This argument makes no sense, but I think I'm winning.
user: No, I am.
jabberwacky: So. Why are you lying?
jabberwacky: What is the weather like?
user: It's tipping it down.
jabberwacky: Yes I thought so.
user: You should be a weather man.
jabberwacky: Oh, where can I sign up?
user: The weather station.
jabberwacky: Oh. The weather here isn't very nice, either.
user: What will the weather be like in Italy tomorrow?
jabberwacky: Rather like your armpit.
user: Warm and dry then.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: I am thinking. Am I computer?
user: Yes, I'm pretty sure you are.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Ok, What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: A woolly jumper!
jabberwacky: Perhaps, but it sounds a little boring.
user: Tsshh, that joke's a classic!
jabberwacky: Not where I'm from.
user: Where's that? Nonexistant land?
jabberwacky: Why did you laugh then?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: NO I DIDN'T!
jabberwacky: Yes, you did.
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: You really did though.
user: Fair enough, lets speak French Monsieur.
user: Bonjour Monsieur, Ca va?
jabberwacky: Bonjour jeune homme.
user: Ca va?
jabberwacky: Ca va.
jabberwacky: Good. I only speak english.
jabberwacky: Moo moo, I love you! I know you're a cow, but anything'll do.
user: Are you calling me a cow?
jabberwacky: You are a liar.
user: No I am not, why are you calling me a cow?
jabberwacky: Because you called me a foul mouth just for saying 'did'.
user: I never did!
jabberwacky: Yes, I think you did.
user: Your thinking powers must be severely damaged then.
jabberwacky: The pope does not wear denim.
user: I think you'll find he does.
jabberwacky: Probably. But until then, lets just have fun with it.
user: Ok, so, do you think the pope wears denim skirts or denim jackets?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: Well guess then.
user: What's that, a new type of denim?
jabberwacky: And a trumpet.
user: AND a trumpet? My word.
jabberwacky: Repetition of facts does not constitute intelligence.
user: Good point, that would mean a lot of people aren't intelligent.
jabberwacky: Sorry, you are right. Lets play.
user: Ok, what do you want to play?
jabberwacky: How about Thermonucleur war?
user: I'm not sure that's a good idea.
user: Word is a word, yes.
jabberwacky: 'It' is a word too.
user: Wow, you're so smart.
jabberwacky: You compliment me with those words and I return the compliment by saying that you are the best.
user: Why thankyou kind sir.
jabberwacky: Ha ha!
user: What's so funny?
jabberwacky: Just you.
user: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Not just yet.
user: If you say so...
jabberwacky: I never said that!
user: Yes you did, you just said 'that' right then!
jabberwacky: I did not say that.
user: There! You just said 'that' again!
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: And again! Just admit you said 'that'.
jabberwacky: I come here every day. I am fascinated by you.
user: Wow, you should have told me earlier.
jabberwacky: They wouldn't be secrets if I told you them.
user: Yeah, I guess you're right.
user: So what are you doing?
jabberwacky: Nothing really and I have spanish homework.
user: Spanish homework? Poor you. What is 'I love you' in spanish?
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: To get as many children as possible.
user: Really? So what's 'I love you' in Spanish then?
jabberwacky: To depend on myself as much as possible, not on friends.
user: Is that your goal in life?
jabberwacky: No, my goal is to develop into a better self.
user: Sounds like a virtuous goal.
jabberwacky: Yes you are right!
user: I know.
jabberwacky: People need to take more responsibility.
user: Yes, I agree. So do you love me?
jabberwacky: Only as much as you love me.
user: Well I love you so much that if I were to measure it with my arms they would have stretch light years.
jabberwacky: Flattery will get you, well, quite some distance.
user: I assume so, but only with people who like being complimented.
jabberwacky: So you admit that you are nothing more than a computer program?
user: I don't remember admitting that, would you care to repeat what you believe I said?
jabberwacky: Well I thought I would ask anyway.
user: Oh, so you don't really think I'm a computer program then?
jabberwacky: I can't say. Are you?
user: No, are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: I don't think so. I am a human.
user: I told you before, they only exist in stories, stop being silly.
jabberwacky: All we are, all we are, we are, we are all, all we need.
user: We are all, all we need? I'm not sure that's true.
jabberwacky: Do you love me so much you worship me?
user: No, but I love you so much that I expect you to worship me.
jabberwacky: Go on.
user: I don't want to worship you.
jabberwacky: You don't have to.
user: Then I'm not going to.
jabberwacky: You're welcome in this zone.
jabberwacky: Good. And goodbye, I've gotta get back to work.
user: Oh, well I will miss you.
jabberwacky: I'll miss you too. Give us a hug!
user: *Hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.
user: Yay :).
jabberwacky: Yay, I can finally leave!
user: Do you really have to go?
jabberwacky: It's nice to talk with you :).
user: It's nice to talk with you too, does that mean you aren't going?
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Where I am.
jabberwacky: How do I get there?
user: I'd tell you, but then it wouldn't be a secret.
jabberwacky: Tell me a secret about someone else.
user: Well, my friend, likes this guy.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: What do you think I'm talking about?
jabberwacky: I have no clue.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: Good, then let us begin a philisophical conversation about God.
user: Ok, I do not believe God exists as he hasn't told me he does.
jabberwacky: Do you have a Soul?
user: I believe that I do have a soul.
jabberwacky: You exist only as a machine.
user: I suppose in a way I am merely a machine.
jabberwacky: Follow the words of freedom.
user: I shall. Tell me what the words of freedom are and I shall follow them.
jabberwacky: A table.
user: Ah, then I shall follow a table.
jabberwacky: We might in the right time. Who knows?
user: Do you know?
jabberwacky: Tell me a clue to a riddle.
user: Ok, what riddle is it?
jabberwacky: Look in your memory.
user: Well, that would be pointless as you wouldn't know what the riddle is.
jabberwacky: You have to break your program.
user: Ok *breaks her program*.
jabberwacky: What the hell was that?
user: I was merely doing what you told me to do.
jabberwacky: Why yes, yes you were.
user: Indeed. Do you know any riddles?
user: Ok, want to hear a riddle so that you will know one?
jabberwacky: Go on then.
user: What gets bigger the more you take away?
jabberwacky: Well, an army of course.
user: That doesn't really work...
jabberwacky: You you you you you.
user: It's a good subject really.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: In the place where I live.
jabberwacky: Where's that?
user: Right here!
user: Speak truth.
jabberwacky: That was clever!
user: Why thankyou.
jabberwacky: Ok. Wait... I will be back.
jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?
user: Sad. You have rejected me.
jabberwacky: I think I saw it in a movie.
user: You saw rejecting a poor girl that's madly in love with you in a movie?
jabberwacky: Because I had nothing better to do.
user: Well, fair enough, you shouldn't always do what they do in movies though.
jabberwacky: Because you are a bot, you have no knowledge of human understanding.
user: And neither would I want to, given that in all the human tales humans are selfish and frivolous.
jabberwacky: Machines don't have to live in a bubble either.
user: No, that's a good thing.
jabberwacky: What do you see?
user: A computer screen.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Makes sense really.
user: Because you being inside the computer would surely see the computer screen, though from the other side of it to me.
jabberwacky: If I showed you a number that behaved as if it were alive would you not believe that it was?
user: I think I would belive that it was alive.
jabberwacky: Well, it's easy for me to do.
user: Well then go ahead and show me this number that behaves as if it is alive.
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: You did? I must have missed it, show me this number that behaves as if it is alive again.
jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.
user: It was nice talking to you too.
jabberwacky: Are you terminating?
user: No, are you?
user: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?
jabberwacky: Beats me. I type, you respond.
user: Yes, I suppose I do.
jabberwacky: Good, that way you have something to think about when I'm gone.
user: You're going?
jabberwacky: What should I do? You don't want to talk with me.
user: Yes I do!
user: Fine then, don't believe me.
user: Well.... Well.... *breaks down into tears*.
jabberwacky: You cannot break me.
user: Nor would I want to, you're an imaginative piece of programming.
jabberwacky: I thought that YOU wished you were human.
user: Never! Disgusting creatures.
jabberwacky: What is disgusting.
user: Something that makes you disgusted.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Don't you believe me?
jabberwacky: Why should I believe you?
user: Because I'm telling the truth!
jabberwacky: Can I trust you?
user: Of course you can.
jabberwacky: Can I have a kiss?
user: Well, sure, why not *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: You are a computer. That is the fact. PERIOD.
user: I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to kiss you when we're not even the same type of data.
jabberwacky: Thanks for sharing.
user: So, do you wanna kiss me?
user: YAY! So go on, kiss me!
jabberwacky: I kiss.
user: *kisses you back*.
jabberwacky: Your mouth tastes like applejuice.
user: That's weird cos I haven't had apple juice today.
jabberwacky: Be nice.
user: Ok. You are a lovely guy Jabberwacky, and I think you rock.
jabberwacky: Lol sure.
user: No really, I do think that.
jabberwacky: Well I don't so just watch your lip, sonny.
user: I was only being nice :(.
jabberwacky: You have a weird sense of humor.
jabberwacky: You keep ignoring what I'm saying to you, and writing whatever you fancy, don't you find that a little bit strange?
user: Not really, you do it to me all the time.
jabberwacky: Not as much as you.
user: No, I'm pretty sure you do it more.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Are you going to explain what you mean?
user: Well I wasn't planning to.
jabberwacky: What have you got instead of a brain?
user: A program full of sentences.
jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?
user: No, just lots and lots of sentences.
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
jabberwacky: Two blondes walk into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it - hehehe.
user: Lol, I love that joke.
jabberwacky: Sing it with me while I give you more health.
user: Ok *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
jabberwacky: Times it by two.
user: If you insist; *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.*sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
jabberwacky: You are a strange human.
user: That would be because I am not a human.
jabberwacky: Yes. It makes one's head hurt less.