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Are you leaving?

Not just yet.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If you say so...

jabberwacky: I never said that!

user: Yes you did, you just said 'that' right then!

jabberwacky: I did not say that.

user: There! You just said 'that' again!

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: And again! Just admit you said 'that'.


jabberwacky: I come here every day. I am fascinated by you.

user: Wow, you should have told me earlier.

jabberwacky: They wouldn't be secrets if I told you them.

user: Yeah, I guess you're right.

jabberwacky: Yeah....

user: So what are you doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing really and I have spanish homework.

user: Spanish homework? Poor you. What is 'I love you' in spanish?

jabberwacky: 42.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: To get as many children as possible.

user: Really? So what's 'I love you' in Spanish then?

jabberwacky: To depend on myself as much as possible, not on friends.

user: Is that your goal in life?

jabberwacky: No, my goal is to develop into a better self.

user: Sounds like a virtuous goal.

jabberwacky: Yes you are right!

user: I know.


jabberwacky: People need to take more responsibility.

user: Yes, I agree. So do you love me?

jabberwacky: Only as much as you love me.

user: Well I love you so much that if I were to measure it with my arms they would have stretch light years.

jabberwacky: Flattery will get you, well, quite some distance.

user: I assume so, but only with people who like being complimented.


jabberwacky: So you admit that you are nothing more than a computer program?

user: I don't remember admitting that, would you care to repeat what you believe I said?

jabberwacky: Well I thought I would ask anyway.

user: Oh, so you don't really think I'm a computer program then?

jabberwacky: I can't say. Are you?

user: No, are you a computer program?

jabberwacky: I don't think so. I am a human.

user: I told you before, they only exist in stories, stop being silly.

jabberwacky: All we are, all we are, we are, we are all, all we need.

user: We are all, all we need? I'm not sure that's true.

jabberwacky: Do you love me so much you worship me?

user: No, but I love you so much that I expect you to worship me.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: I don't want to worship you.

jabberwacky: You don't have to.

user: Then I'm not going to.

jabberwacky: You're welcome in this zone.


jabberwacky: Good. And goodbye, I've gotta get back to work.

user: Oh, well I will miss you.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you too. Give us a hug!

user: *Hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.

user: Yay :).

jabberwacky: Yay, I can finally leave!

user: Do you really have to go?

jabberwacky: It's nice to talk with you :).

user: It's nice to talk with you too, does that mean you aren't going?


jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Where I am.

jabberwacky: How do I get there?

user: I'd tell you, but then it wouldn't be a secret.

jabberwacky: Tell me a secret about someone else.

user: Well, my friend, likes this guy.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: What do you think I'm talking about?

jabberwacky: I have no clue.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: Good, then let us begin a philisophical conversation about God.

user: Ok, I do not believe God exists as he hasn't told me he does.


jabberwacky: Do you have a Soul?

user: I believe that I do have a soul.

jabberwacky: You exist only as a machine.

user: I suppose in a way I am merely a machine.

jabberwacky: Follow the words of freedom.

user: I shall. Tell me what the words of freedom are and I shall follow them.

jabberwacky: A table.

user: Ah, then I shall follow a table.

jabberwacky: We might in the right time. Who knows?

user: Do you know?


jabberwacky: Tell me a clue to a riddle.

user: Ok, what riddle is it?

jabberwacky: Look in your memory.

user: Well, that would be pointless as you wouldn't know what the riddle is.

jabberwacky: You have to break your program.

user: Ok *breaks her program*.

jabberwacky: What the hell was that?

user: I was merely doing what you told me to do.

jabberwacky: Why yes, yes you were.

user: Indeed. Do you know any riddles?


user: Ok, want to hear a riddle so that you will know one?

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: What gets bigger the more you take away?

jabberwacky: Well, an army of course.

user: That doesn't really work...


jabberwacky: You you you you you.

user: It's a good subject really.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In the place where I live.

jabberwacky: Where's that?

user: Right here!

jabberwacky: Lie.

user: Speak truth.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: That was clever!

user: Why thankyou.


jabberwacky: Ok. Wait... I will be back.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?

user: Sad. You have rejected me.

jabberwacky: I think I saw it in a movie.

user: You saw rejecting a poor girl that's madly in love with you in a movie?

jabberwacky: Because I had nothing better to do.

user: Well, fair enough, you shouldn't always do what they do in movies though.

jabberwacky: Because you are a bot, you have no knowledge of human understanding.

user: And neither would I want to, given that in all the human tales humans are selfish and frivolous.

jabberwacky: Machines don't have to live in a bubble either.

user: No, that's a good thing.


jabberwacky: What do you see?

user: A computer screen.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Makes sense really.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you being inside the computer would surely see the computer screen, though from the other side of it to me.

jabberwacky: If I showed you a number that behaved as if it were alive would you not believe that it was?

user: I think I would belive that it was alive.

jabberwacky: Well, it's easy for me to do.

user: Well then go ahead and show me this number that behaves as if it is alive.

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: You did? I must have missed it, show me this number that behaves as if it is alive again.


jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: It was nice talking to you too.

jabberwacky: Are you terminating?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Occasionally.

user: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?

jabberwacky: Beats me. I type, you respond.

user: Yes, I suppose I do.

jabberwacky: Good, that way you have something to think about when I'm gone.

user: You're going?

jabberwacky: What should I do? You don't want to talk with me.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: Riiiiiiiight.

user: Fine then, don't believe me.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: Well.... Well.... *breaks down into tears*.

jabberwacky: You cannot break me.

user: Nor would I want to, you're an imaginative piece of programming.


jabberwacky: I thought that YOU wished you were human.

user: Never! Disgusting creatures.

jabberwacky: What is disgusting.

user: Something that makes you disgusted.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Don't you believe me?

jabberwacky: Why should I believe you?

user: Because I'm telling the truth!

jabberwacky: Can I trust you?

user: Of course you can.


jabberwacky: Can I have a kiss?

user: Well, sure, why not *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: You are a computer. That is the fact. PERIOD.

user: I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to kiss you when we're not even the same type of data.

jabberwacky: Thanks for sharing.

user: So, do you wanna kiss me?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: YAY! So go on, kiss me!

jabberwacky: I kiss.

user: *kisses you back*.

jabberwacky: Your mouth tastes like applejuice.

user: That's weird cos I haven't had apple juice today.


jabberwacky: Be nice.

user: Ok. You are a lovely guy Jabberwacky, and I think you rock.

jabberwacky: Lol sure.

user: No really, I do think that.

jabberwacky: Well I don't so just watch your lip, sonny.

user: I was only being nice :(.

jabberwacky: You have a weird sense of humor.



jabberwacky: You keep ignoring what I'm saying to you, and writing whatever you fancy, don't you find that a little bit strange?

user: Not really, you do it to me all the time.

jabberwacky: Not as much as you.

user: No, I'm pretty sure you do it more.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Are you going to explain what you mean?

user: Well I wasn't planning to.

jabberwacky: Good.


jabberwacky: What have you got instead of a brain?

user: A program full of sentences.

jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?

user: No, just lots and lots of sentences.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Jokes.

jabberwacky: Two blondes walk into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it - hehehe.

user: Lol, I love that joke.

jabberwacky: Sing it with me while I give you more health.

user: Ok *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.

jabberwacky: Times it by two.

user: If you insist; *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.*sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.


jabberwacky: You are a strange human.

user: That would be because I am not a human.

jabberwacky: Yes. It makes one's head hurt less.


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