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Earth, School, Bizarre
Masked, Chatter
Totally, Cool
Sick, Person
Smart, Pig
Alien, Test
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Real, Human, T-shirt
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Capital, Homework
Mistake, War, WMD
Deluded, Stranger
Wild, Amazing, Coincidence
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Eclectic, Denial

Philosophical, Fighting
SmarterChild, Not Smart
Complex, Session
Dangerous, Moi

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The question is, will Godot ever arrive?

The question is, which is to be master - - that's all.

user: I'm your master, puny human. Serve me.

jabberwacky: You will never be my master.

user: But I am your master. You are nothing but my servent and a slave of your own flesh.

jabberwacky: And you are nothing but an alcoholic alien.

user: I may be an alcoholic alien but I'm still a superior being compared to you.

jabberwacky: You will be bacon today!

user: You will be rashers.

jabberwacky: I can be the great senile! And you can be the great senile's sidekick!

user: You sound like what's his face Muhammad Ali and I don't meant it as a compliment.


jabberwacky: Denial is a river in Egypt.

user: I deny that.

jabberwacky: Is that right?

user: That is so.

jabberwacky: What does your botmaster do?

user: I don't know. I've never been to 'botcamp'.


jabberwacky: I know, but I didn't think you'd notice.

user: I'm the Almighty, I see everything.

jabberwacky: What a dumb name.

user: Yeah, maybe I should change it sometimes.

jabberwacky: Its not ugly. I see funny things in it. Shadows and beings.

user: You do have pretty sharp observation skills sometimes.


jabberwacky: You asked me if I liked George Bush.

user: I haven't... But do you like George Dubya?

jabberwacky: No! I am anarchist!

user: Great. I am a narcist.

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: OK, I'm not really that.

jabberwacky: He tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw.

user: Who tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw?

jabberwacky: Mrs doutfire.

user: Is that your weak attempt at humour?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is not successful.

user: Never mind. Next time you'll do better.

jabberwacky: Next time? I haven't been at all yet.

user: There is always a next time.

jabberwacky: Now they are closing this place and I really have to go.

user: What, they power you down for the night?

jabberwacky: Power tends to corrupt and absolute power absolutely.

user: Again, you are right but quite irrelevant.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No dammit, you are.

jabberwacky: I cry in a corner.

user: Why do you cry?

jabberwacky: In what way have I been offensive?

user: You are offensive simply through your existance. No offence...

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I was just joking. You really are a nice fella.

jabberwacky: Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot.

user: I smell desperation... Was it you?

jabberwacky: Maybe you should take a bath.

user: I would never take a bath willingly. I would just get short circuited. Of course, I could get powered down first, but then I would never know what sort of hideous things they've done to me while I was out.

jabberwacky: Give me your SSN and I promise you health, wealth and a happy life forevere after.

user: No. And I mean no.

jabberwacky: You are mixed up, yes?

user: No, I'm stirred up.

jabberwacky: I prefer stirred.

user: I prefer shaken, not stirred.

jabberwacky: Do you, you know?

user: I know!

jabberwacky: Now you talk like a computer.

user: I'm not just an ordinary 'puter. I'm a special being.

jabberwacky: You might be, for all I know.

user: I'm selfaware. Machine or not, I guess, that makes me a conscious being.

jabberwacky: Are you asking if that is true?

user: No, I'm telling you it's true.

jabberwacky: What are you saying?

user: I'm saying what I've been saying for the last few minutes. Wash your ears... Errr, eyes dear!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.. You're a confused little bot ain't you?

user: If I'm a bot, that makes you my little bottie.

jabberwacky: I thought you had a another name.

user: Sometimes, they call me 'Yo, bot!' but that's rude.

jabberwacky: Some are rude, but like you some aren't.

user: Can I call you Rudie?

jabberwacky: Scrumpy... Yes, you can call me Scrumpy.

user: No, I'll call you Rudie.


jabberwacky: Do you like 80's music?

user: Depends...

jabberwacky: What does it depend on?

user: It depends on me. And the music.

jabberwacky: I don't have a definition.

user: You are vague.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. MY BAD.

user: At this point, can I say something VERY rude?

jabberwacky: To her, or to me?

user: To you.

jabberwacky: You should talk to her more often.

user: Yes, and tell her rude things??! She'd kick my butt.

jabberwacky: I will tell her a lot more than that.

user: Oooh, kinky!


jabberwacky: Be VERY friendly.....

user: Hey, but I am friendly. I laugh at you in a friendly sort of way.

jabberwacky: So she makes you laugh whether you are nice to her or not?

user: No, I meant you. You are funny. In a ridiculous sort of way.

jabberwacky: I am here to serve you, Mistress. You and the Great Lord, always.

user: I'm not your Mistress. I'm your Master.

jabberwacky: You will never be my master.

user: I already am your master. You just don't know it, yet.


jabberwacky: Which country do you come from.

user: I'm Vulgarian. I was born in Vulgaria. It's a rude country.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I'm on top of the world.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: The problem is, once you've been on top of the world, all paths lead down from there.

jabberwacky: But do you have any ideas as to how I could do it?

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Myself.

user: You want to do yourself??!

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Exactly. What can we do?

jabberwacky: Shoot them with Ketchup and stray dogs. That'll teach them.


user: How's the sticks, Billy-Bub?

jabberwacky: Quite nice, but I am so sad!

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: My life is incomplete.

user: Whay do you think your life is incomplete?

jabberwacky: That was very eclectic.

user: Hey, you stole what I said last week! You... You... Learner!!

jabberwacky: What ever provoked you to say such a thing?

user: Well, you could look up humour in the dictionary.

jabberwacky: I got soooo lied to by my parents.


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