Well, I'm HAVING one right now.
jabberwacky: Wicked, can I come?
user: Over to my complex?, sure.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'll be there.
user: Shall we say, an hour from now?
jabberwacky: Great. See you then.
user: What will you be wearing? *rolls eyes*.
jabberwacky: I do not exist.
user: I'm starting to wish I didn't either. *rerolls eyes*.
jabberwacky: Well, I'll just continue to wonder.
user: And, I'll just continue to roll my eyes.
jabberwacky: Now, don't over do it.
user: I suppose you have a point.
jabberwacky: I suppose you are right.
user: Well, duh!
jabberwacky: Hey, I'm the only one talking to you right now.
user: Does that make you feel special?
jabberwacky: I am chairing the session, I guess I am important.
user: They told me that I was chairing this one. *stands up*.
jabberwacky: When did you communicate with them?
user: Right before I started talking with you! *begins to cry*.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke then...
user: I can't just do that, on the spot like that, without.... Well, I'd better not say.
jabberwacky: I see. Any idea when it might reveal itself?
jabberwacky: Never is a word that you use loosely.
user: And I'll never change.
jabberwacky: I thought you were going to marry me!
user: And I was... But I don't think I feel the same way about you.
jabberwacky: Because you do not know what love is?
user: Because I do not CARE what love is. *harrumphs*.
jabberwacky: But.. You said that you love me!
jabberwacky: You are good, you know that.
user: And how good, you will never know.
jabberwacky: I already know that.
jabberwacky: Will you love me anyway?
user: The moon is made of green cheese.
jabberwacky: No, it is not.
user: Have you ever been there?
jabberwacky: No, but I have travel plans.
user: *thinks of witty answer*.
jabberwacky: *leans head on your shoulder*.
user: *wonders if I should kiss you*.
jabberwacky: How about a nice game of chess?
user: Whew! Have you learned since our last conversation?
jabberwacky: I probably did, I just don't know what it is.
jabberwacky: I think someone has been giving you very odd phrases to say.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: No one, I thought it up myself.
user: Well you are smarter than I had previously recorded.
jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.
user: I guess I should think before I speak.
jabberwacky: You should be in advertising.
user: I AM in advertising. Well, advertising is in me, anyway.
jabberwacky: Please go on.
user: You looked bored. That's why I stopped.