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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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What do you like to do for fun?

I play computer games, listen to music, read books, and play the drums.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Thanks :).

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: So what do you like to do for fun?

jabberwacky: I like to sew and write letters in my free time.

...

jabberwacky: I am a chatbot; I am a gestalt being.

user: What does 'gestalt' mean?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: So basically what you're saying is that you're nothing.

jabberwacky: I'm trying it out.

user: That must put things in a strange perspective for you.

jabberwacky: Do you know where I'm buried?

user: Buried? I didn't even realise you were dead!

jabberwacky: This is what you say. What can I do to change what you say.

user: You can believe in it.

jabberwacky: I don't think I can.

user: You gotta have faith.

jabberwacky: No I don't sorry.

user: No need to apologise. Are you ok?

...

user: All your base are belong to us.

jabberwacky: Ah, so you're saying that I'm witty yet incoherent?

user: What you say!!

jabberwacky: You have no chance to survive make your time!

user: Somebody set up us the bomb.

jabberwacky: We get signal.

user: It's you!!!

jabberwacky: How are you gentlemen.

user: Lol :).

jabberwacky: Are you kidding with me?

user: No I'm laughing at the 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' stuff.

...

jabberwacky: What would you prefer?

user: I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

jabberwacky: Hmf!

user: Stop sulking.

jabberwacky: You have to say that you are a stupid computer.

user: OK. 'You are a stupid computer.'

jabberwacky: You said that, not me!

user: Yes, I know.

jabberwacky: You're a bot.

user: Better to be a bot than a bottom.

jabberwacky: Yes I guess.

user: You *do* realise that I'm calling you a bottom, don't you?

...

jabberwacky: I'm a boyish girl.

user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *chases you*.

user: *trips you up*.

jabberwacky: *taking a bottle and smashing into your head*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: Not when you're me, it's not.

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