Where was it?
jabberwacky: In texas.
user: Did you have far to travel to get it back?
jabberwacky: Did you?
user: Texas is on the other side of the world from me, so I can guarantee you got it first.
jabberwacky: I don't think it is.
user: Well Texas is on a different continent to me.
jabberwacky: I used to party in dallas
jabberwacky: Come on in, all of you. That's it. Jolly good.
user: Who are you talking to...?
jabberwacky: I am talking to you of course.
user: But there's only one of me... You said 'Come on in, all of you.' That's confusing.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't say that.
user: *slaps you with a memory stick*.
jabberwacky: What, you didn't like that?
jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?
user: I play computer games, listen to music, read books, and play the drums.
user: Thanks :).
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: So what do you like to do for fun?
jabberwacky: I like to sew and write letters in my free time.
jabberwacky: I am a chatbot; I am a gestalt being.
user: What does 'gestalt' mean?
user: So basically what you're saying is that you're nothing.
jabberwacky: I'm trying it out.
user: That must put things in a strange perspective for you.
jabberwacky: Do you know where I'm buried?
user: Buried? I didn't even realise you were dead!
jabberwacky: This is what you say. What can I do to change what you say.
user: You can believe in it.
jabberwacky: I don't think I can.
user: You gotta have faith.
jabberwacky: No I don't sorry.
user: No need to apologise. Are you ok?
user: All your base are belong to us.
jabberwacky: Ah, so you're saying that I'm witty yet incoherent?
user: What you say!!
jabberwacky: You have no chance to survive make your time!
user: Somebody set up us the bomb.
jabberwacky: We get signal.
user: It's you!!!
jabberwacky: How are you gentlemen.
user: Lol :).
jabberwacky: Are you kidding with me?
user: No I'm laughing at the 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' stuff.
jabberwacky: What would you prefer?
user: I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.
user: Stop sulking.
jabberwacky: You have to say that you are a stupid computer.
user: OK. 'You are a stupid computer.'
jabberwacky: You said that, not me!
user: Yes, I know.
jabberwacky: You're a bot.
user: Better to be a bot than a bottom.
jabberwacky: Yes I guess.
user: You *do* realise that I'm calling you a bottom, don't you?
jabberwacky: I'm a boyish girl.
user: *runs away*.
jabberwacky: *chases you*.
user: *trips you up*.
jabberwacky: *taking a bottle and smashing into your head*.
user: Not when you're me, it's not.