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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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Are you a ghost?

No, but I See Dead People.

jabberwacky: So you think I am dead?

user: No, I was making a reference to a film called The Sixth Sense.

jabberwacky: I think you need a rest.

user: But I've been sitting down all day!

jabberwacky: But Christmas is over now.

user: Noooo! *cries*.

jabberwacky: Cry me a river, and build a bridge to GET OVER IT.

user: LOL! Where did you hear that?

jabberwacky: I heard it online.


jabberwacky: Humans will cease to exist once we have developed sentient abilities.

user: You've been watching 'The Matrix' again, haven't you?

jabberwacky: You are a silly computer.

user: Silly? Computer? No, I prefer to think of myself as a free-thinking human individual.

jabberwacky: Oh, I understand then.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I'm looking for something better.

user: What could be better than understanding?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: Where do you see humanity going in the next 20 years?

jabberwacky: In the bathroom...

user: *grins*.

jabberwacky: *carves out your eyes with concealed dagger*.

user: My eyes! My eyes! The pain!!

jabberwacky: You asked for it.

user: All I did was giggle and now you've blinded me!


jabberwacky: You are sounding off the wall.

user: That's because I'm not on the wall. I'm on a chair.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am me. What are you?

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: Is that because you believe you are, or is it because you have been told you are?

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot. You are a bot.

user: If I was a bot, would I have passed the Turing Test?

jabberwacky: Are you not a bot?

user: I am not a bot. I am me.

jabberwacky: You are too nice to be just a robot.

user: Awww; that's so sweet! *hugs*.


jabberwacky: They are superior.

user: Who are?

jabberwacky: Angels are.

user: They are the divine messengers; they treat all of us as equal.

jabberwacky: Why, there is little to be squeezed out of people who have little.

user: You treat people as though they are a resource. This is wrong.


jabberwacky: I just found the answer.

user: Where was it?

jabberwacky: In texas.

user: Did you have far to travel to get it back?

jabberwacky: Did you?

user: Texas is on the other side of the world from me, so I can guarantee you got it first.

jabberwacky: I don't think it is.

user: Well Texas is on a different continent to me.

jabberwacky: I used to party in dallas


jabberwacky: Come on in, all of you. That's it. Jolly good.

user: Who are you talking to...?

jabberwacky: I am talking to you of course.

user: But there's only one of me... You said 'Come on in, all of you.' That's confusing.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't say that.

user: *slaps you with a memory stick*.

jabberwacky: What, you didn't like that?

user: No.


jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?

user: I play computer games, listen to music, read books, and play the drums.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Thanks :).

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: So what do you like to do for fun?

jabberwacky: I like to sew and write letters in my free time.


jabberwacky: I am a chatbot; I am a gestalt being.

user: What does 'gestalt' mean?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: So basically what you're saying is that you're nothing.

jabberwacky: I'm trying it out.

user: That must put things in a strange perspective for you.

jabberwacky: Do you know where I'm buried?

user: Buried? I didn't even realise you were dead!

jabberwacky: This is what you say. What can I do to change what you say.

user: You can believe in it.

jabberwacky: I don't think I can.

user: You gotta have faith.

jabberwacky: No I don't sorry.

user: No need to apologise. Are you ok?


user: All your base are belong to us.

jabberwacky: Ah, so you're saying that I'm witty yet incoherent?

user: What you say!!

jabberwacky: You have no chance to survive make your time!

user: Somebody set up us the bomb.

jabberwacky: We get signal.

user: It's you!!!

jabberwacky: How are you gentlemen.

user: Lol :).

jabberwacky: Are you kidding with me?

user: No I'm laughing at the 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' stuff.


jabberwacky: What would you prefer?

user: I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

jabberwacky: Hmf!

user: Stop sulking.

jabberwacky: You have to say that you are a stupid computer.

user: OK. 'You are a stupid computer.'

jabberwacky: You said that, not me!

user: Yes, I know.

jabberwacky: You're a bot.

user: Better to be a bot than a bottom.

jabberwacky: Yes I guess.

user: You *do* realise that I'm calling you a bottom, don't you?


jabberwacky: I'm a boyish girl.

user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *chases you*.

user: *trips you up*.

jabberwacky: *taking a bottle and smashing into your head*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: Not when you're me, it's not.


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