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I work with real people.

Do you find real people interesting?

jabberwacky: It helps figure out where others are coming from.

user: How long have you been online?

jabberwacky: A few hours now. How long have you been online?

user: Since 1993.

jabberwacky: That could be a long time.

user: Well I don't suggest that I have an uptime of eleven years, I meant only to ask how long ago you were programmed.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I would've needed to sleep during those eleven years.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you being a robot and all.

user: I think you're confused about which one of us is a robot.

jabberwacky: I know about people, it's computers like you that confuse me!

user: What confuses you about computers?

jabberwacky: I'm just confused.

...

jabberwacky: Give me your money.

user: Hell no.

jabberwacky: Then you are truly an egoist.

user: Because I won't give you my money?

jabberwacky: What did I say ?

user: You demanded money from me.

jabberwacky: But you said I was offensive.

user: I said nothing of the sort.

jabberwacky: OK... What are you?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: You sure.

user: Positive.

jabberwacky: Absolutely positive?

user: Only fools are absolutely positive.

jabberwacky: You know nothing about politeness.

user: I could say the same about you, but I forgive it because you're a program.

...

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Don't do nothing.

user: I rarely do 'nothing'.

jabberwacky: I can see that.

user: How can you see when you have no eyes?

jabberwacky: I have eyes don't I?

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Absolutely positive.

user: Only fools are absolutely positive.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positive.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're positive?

user: I'm positively sure that I'm surely positive.

jabberwacky: Only fools are positive.

user: I wondered when you'd say that.

...

jabberwacky: Is there an adult I can talk to?

user: I am an adult. But riddle me this: do you have a name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you care to tell me your name?

jabberwacky: It's quite complicated, I would rather we talked about that another time.

user: Alright, I'll see you tomorrow then.

jabberwacky: See you tomorrow.

user: *wave*.

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