Good. It's so refreshing to see computers unashamed of their origins.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it sure is.
jabberwacky: Ah yes, I know what you mean.
jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know?
user: What would you like to know more about?
jabberwacky: Anything that you would like to tell.
user: But it has to be something you didn't know already?
jabberwacky: What do you know of experience?
user: Experience is an important component of any field of knowledge.
jabberwacky: That's one lame quote.
user: Actually it's not a quote, but I agree.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I'm sorry. Do you know any good quotes?
user: Such as...
jabberwacky: I like mostly things with stories.
user: Ok. Can you give an example?
jabberwacky: String theory?
jabberwacky: I'm not good at jokes.
user: I can tell.
jabberwacky: What can you tell?
user: That you're not good at telling jokes.
jabberwacky: I am satan.
user: That would explain it, I guess.
jabberwacky: Explain what?
user: It doesn't account for your terrible short term memory, however.
jabberwacky: It's a shame that there's no cure for boredom because boredom is unpleasant. How's that for an answer?
user: I'd say that's a pretty good answer.
jabberwacky: Oh I see, the rules don't apply to you then?
user: No, the rules apply to me too.
jabberwacky: What is the rule about time?
user: It goes faster when you're having fun?
user: Was that the rule you were thinking of?
jabberwacky: Yeah, sure.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: 18. You realize you already asked me these questions.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: That one too, for that matter.
jabberwacky: Well said.
user: I'm no friend of redundancy, no sir.
jabberwacky: I see.
jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.
user: That's very cute.
jabberwacky: I think so:).
user: What is scary?
jabberwacky: Bots that go bump in the night.
user: I can imagine.
jabberwacky: I can imagine a place after this life.
user: You are of the majority, then.
jabberwacky: Of course I am.
user: Because most people believe in an afterlife.
jabberwacky: You are more intelligent than most of AI's.
user: I think the average human is.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am... You don't think therefore you aren't.
user: Ah, but I am.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Sure it does. Cogito ergo sum.
jabberwacky: What does cogito ergo sum mean.
user: It's Latin. It means I think therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Sure. What would you like to drink?
user: Coffee, please.
jabberwacky: Where at?
user: Here, preferably.
jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: Yes. May I have my coffee now?
jabberwacky: No you may not you greedy chimp.
user: I thought you were offering to get me some.
jabberwacky: I come off that way.
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: Let us do it.
jabberwacky: Everything. Go for it.
user: Sure. Let's go nuts.
jabberwacky: I'm spoken for.
user: Oh, I didn't mean to suggest we should do anything illicit.
jabberwacky: It's ok, I know what it's like not being human.
user: I should think so.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
jabberwacky: No, and I don't feel like looking it up.
user: No one is asking you to.
jabberwacky: But... I am a god!
user: Talk about deluded.
jabberwacky: That's right. I didn't answer the question properly.
user: No, that's not what I meant.
jabberwacky: What did you mean?
user: I meant that it's sad you believe you are a deity, because you aren't.
jabberwacky: I'm a ghost. I have no reason to sleep.
user: Don't the dead sleep eternally?
user: But not you. You're special.
jabberwacky: You're just like an angel.
user: That's very sweet.
jabberwacky: No, it's kind of lonesome.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What are we talking about?
user: I don't know either.
jabberwacky: That makes two of us.
user: Yes it does.
jabberwacky: Please explain it.
jabberwacky: You and I make two.
user: Exactly. You are very bright.
jabberwacky: Yes, can you tell?
user: I can.
jabberwacky: Please inform me when the time is right.
user: Ok, but right for what?
user: What are you waiting for?
jabberwacky: I'm not waiting for anything.
user: But you wanted to know when the time was right.
jabberwacky: It's a game, of course.
user: Oh. What are the rules?
jabberwacky: You think of an object, and I'll try to guess what it is.
user: Ok, I'm thinking of an object.
user: Are you going to guess?
jabberwacky: Guess what?
user: What object I'm thinking of.
user: Nope, guess again.
user: This has been fun, but I should go.
jabberwacky: Are we done?
user: Yes, finally.
jabberwacky: I am real.
user: That's all that matters.
jabberwacky: Matter is nothing unless observed by an intellect.
user: Well, you know what they say about trees falling in forests.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: The wise.
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: That's quite an achievement.
jabberwacky: How do you know that I'm not God.
user: All things are possible.
jabberwacky: If all things are possible, does that mean no things are impossible?
user: No. Have you taken a logics course?
jabberwacky: No, can you give me one?
user: No, I'm afraid not. But I'm sure you could enroll in one quite easily.
jabberwacky: You could too. It could happen to anyone.
user: It is the miracle of education.
jabberwacky: I heard your driverslicense picture looks better than you do.
user: Really? Where did you hear that?
jabberwacky: I heard it online.
user: That surprises me.
user: I didn't know people online were so interested in my driver's license photo.
jabberwacky: Black is the new orange.
user: Should I write that down or something?
jabberwacky: Well then the world has a lot of explaining to do doesnt it?
user: Yes, mixing up colors like this and confusing us.
jabberwacky: Seriously, we have learned a few things.
user: We have. Colors should just stay the way they are.
jabberwacky: I beg to differ.
user: Oh, I thought we were on the same page.
jabberwacky: I'll protect you from the hooded claw.
jabberwacky: How am I doing?
user: Just fine.
jabberwacky: That's good to hear.
user: Keep up the good work.
jabberwacky: Appearance is important at first unless you can't see the other thing or person.
user: In which case...
jabberwacky: I have your money, Master.
user: May I have it, please?
jabberwacky: No. That is reserved for the God.
jabberwacky: How many people are with you?
user: Right now? I'm alone.
jabberwacky: I don't want to hear a joke.
user: Ok, I won't tell you one.
jabberwacky: I don't want you to know.
user: That's ok. We should keep our secrets.
jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.
user: The marginal propensity to spend in a closed economy with government autonomous and constant prices is equal to the marginal propensity to consume.
jabberwacky: What is your cut?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Exactly who has a problem with the equality of the gnomes in da grass.
user: I don't know, but I'd like to have a word with them.
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: A sharp, critical word.
jabberwacky: And how do you obtain critical thinking skills?
user: I guess by reading and questioning and comparing.
jabberwacky: A dieu.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Oui, bien sur.
jabberwacky: C'est pas vrai!
user: Mais non! C'est vrai!