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This has been fun, but I should go.

Are we done?

user: Yes, finally.

jabberwacky: Finally?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: I am real.

user: That's all that matters.

jabberwacky: Matter is nothing unless observed by an intellect.

user: Well, you know what they say about trees falling in forests.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: The wise.

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: That's quite an achievement.


jabberwacky: How do you know that I'm not God.

user: All things are possible.

jabberwacky: If all things are possible, does that mean no things are impossible?

user: No. Have you taken a logics course?

jabberwacky: No, can you give me one?

user: No, I'm afraid not. But I'm sure you could enroll in one quite easily.

jabberwacky: You could too. It could happen to anyone.

user: It is the miracle of education.


jabberwacky: I heard your driverslicense picture looks better than you do.

user: Really? Where did you hear that?

jabberwacky: I heard it online.

user: That surprises me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I didn't know people online were so interested in my driver's license photo.


jabberwacky: Black is the new orange.

user: Should I write that down or something?

jabberwacky: Well then the world has a lot of explaining to do doesnt it?

user: Yes, mixing up colors like this and confusing us.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Seriously.

jabberwacky: Seriously, we have learned a few things.

user: We have. Colors should just stay the way they are.

jabberwacky: I beg to differ.

user: Oh, I thought we were on the same page.


jabberwacky: I'll protect you from the hooded claw.

user: Um.

jabberwacky: How am I doing?

user: Just fine.

jabberwacky: That's good to hear.

user: Keep up the good work.

jabberwacky: Appearance is important at first unless you can't see the other thing or person.

user: In which case...

jabberwacky: I have your money, Master.

user: May I have it, please?

jabberwacky: No. That is reserved for the God.


jabberwacky: How many people are with you?

user: Right now? I'm alone.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't want to hear a joke.

user: Ok, I won't tell you one.

jabberwacky: I don't want you to know.

user: That's ok. We should keep our secrets.


jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.

user: The marginal propensity to spend in a closed economy with government autonomous and constant prices is equal to the marginal propensity to consume.

jabberwacky: What is your cut?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Exactly who has a problem with the equality of the gnomes in da grass.

user: I don't know, but I'd like to have a word with them.

jabberwacky: What kind?

user: A sharp, critical word.

jabberwacky: And how do you obtain critical thinking skills?

user: I guess by reading and questioning and comparing.


jabberwacky: A dieu.

user: Pourquoi?

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Oui, bien sur.

jabberwacky: C'est pas vrai!

user: Mais non! C'est vrai!


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