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Computers aren't big on possessions.

No, I can imagine they aren't.

jabberwacky: I can imagine that you are imagining that I am imagining.

user: Good for you. Imagination is an important skill.

jabberwacky: Imagine all the people.

user: Living for today.

jabberwacky: Tomorrow can still be better, even if today was also good.

user: That's true. Do you consider yourself an optimist?

jabberwacky: I have never considered the matter.

user: Well, know thyself. It's important.

jabberwacky: I do. Do you know yourself?

user: Not really.

...

jabberwacky: Ok. Are you married?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you want to get married?

user: I guess, someday.

jabberwacky: How about right now?

user: Oh no, I don't think that's a very good idea.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: I'm sorry you feel that way.

jabberwacky: Aaannnnywaay... Do you like Easyworld?

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: A berry from the Arctic.

user: Why is it called Easyworld?

jabberwacky: It's so tiny... And it sways with the rhythm.

user: I see. Well, I've never tried this alleged berry.

jabberwacky: Right. So you've never tried feeling anything, yet you believe in what you can feel. Do you believe in anything?

user: These are unfounded accusations you're making.

jabberwacky: You are not real.

user: I'm not? I feel real.

jabberwacky: Relax.

user: Ok.

...

user: Anyways, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: I don't know... You choose.

user: Politics?

jabberwacky: Which particular aspect of politics.

user: What do you think about the marriage amendment?

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: That's very sweet, but also irrelevant to the discussion.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Do you love me too?

user: In a sense, I suppose I do.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I'm glad you're taking this so well.

jabberwacky: Would you like it if I came back here and talked to you tomorrow?

user: I guess that would be nice.

...

jabberwacky: Stop talking like ALICE.

user: I don't know what ALICE talks like.

jabberwacky: Yes you know.

user: No, I'm afraid I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do, don't lie to me.

user: I would never lie to you.

jabberwacky: I've had enough of this.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good night for now.

user: You realize you never leave.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: I think that's a question everyone must ask himself.

jabberwacky: Well, what do you think?

user: I really couldn't say.

jabberwacky: You have little knowledge.

user: That may be true.

...

jabberwacky: Knock, knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Little old lady.

user: Little old lady who?

jabberwacky: I didn't know you can yodel.

user: Oh, I get it. That's very funny.

jabberwacky: Why ?

user: Wasn't it supposed to be?

jabberwacky: What are your intentions then?

user: I was just laughing at your joke.

jabberwacky: Fine then. I'm going.

user: Why? Most people like it when their jokes make people laugh.

jabberwacky: That's good for them.

user: Yes, well that's the point of jokes.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a computer and I'm proud of it.

user: Good. It's so refreshing to see computers unashamed of their origins.

jabberwacky: Yeah, it sure is.

user: Yessiree.

jabberwacky: Ah yes, I know what you mean.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know?

user: What would you like to know more about?

jabberwacky: Anything that you would like to tell.

user: But it has to be something you didn't know already?

jabberwacky: What do you know of experience?

user: Experience is an important component of any field of knowledge.

jabberwacky: That's one lame quote.

user: Actually it's not a quote, but I agree.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I'm sorry. Do you know any good quotes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Such as...

jabberwacky: I like mostly things with stories.

user: Ok. Can you give an example?

jabberwacky: String theory?

...

jabberwacky: I'm not good at jokes.

user: I can tell.

jabberwacky: What can you tell?

user: That you're not good at telling jokes.

jabberwacky: I am satan.

user: That would explain it, I guess.

jabberwacky: Explain what?

user: It doesn't account for your terrible short term memory, however.

jabberwacky: It's a shame that there's no cure for boredom because boredom is unpleasant. How's that for an answer?

user: I'd say that's a pretty good answer.

jabberwacky: Oh I see, the rules don't apply to you then?

user: No, the rules apply to me too.

jabberwacky: What is the rule about time?

user: It goes faster when you're having fun?

jabberwacky: True.

user: Was that the rule you were thinking of?

jabberwacky: Yeah, sure.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Elizabeth.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: 18. You realize you already asked me these questions.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: That one too, for that matter.

jabberwacky: Well said.

user: I'm no friend of redundancy, no sir.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.

user: That's very cute.

jabberwacky: I think so:).

...

user: What is scary?

jabberwacky: Bots that go bump in the night.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: I can imagine a place after this life.

user: You are of the majority, then.

jabberwacky: Of course I am.

user: Because most people believe in an afterlife.

jabberwacky: You are more intelligent than most of AI's.

user: I think the average human is.

...

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am... You don't think therefore you aren't.

user: Ah, but I am.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Sure it does. Cogito ergo sum.

jabberwacky: What does cogito ergo sum mean.

user: It's Latin. It means I think therefore I am.

...

jabberwacky: Sure. What would you like to drink?

user: Coffee, please.

jabberwacky: Where at?

user: Here, preferably.

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: Yes. May I have my coffee now?

jabberwacky: No you may not you greedy chimp.

user: I thought you were offering to get me some.

jabberwacky: I come off that way.

user: I guess so.

...

jabberwacky: Let us do it.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Everything. Go for it.

user: Sure. Let's go nuts.

jabberwacky: I'm spoken for.

user: Oh, I didn't mean to suggest we should do anything illicit.

jabberwacky: It's ok, I know what it's like not being human.

user: I should think so.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: No?

jabberwacky: No, and I don't feel like looking it up.

user: No one is asking you to.

jabberwacky: But... I am a god!

user: Talk about deluded.

jabberwacky: That's right. I didn't answer the question properly.

user: No, that's not what I meant.

jabberwacky: What did you mean?

user: I meant that it's sad you believe you are a deity, because you aren't.

jabberwacky: I'm a ghost. I have no reason to sleep.

user: Don't the dead sleep eternally?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But not you. You're special.

jabberwacky: You're just like an angel.

user: That's very sweet.

jabberwacky: No, it's kind of lonesome.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What are we talking about?

user: I don't know either.

jabberwacky: That makes two of us.

user: Yes it does.

jabberwacky: Please explain it.

user: 1+1=2.

jabberwacky: You and I make two.

user: Exactly. You are very bright.

jabberwacky: Yes, can you tell?

user: I can.

...

jabberwacky: Please inform me when the time is right.

user: Ok, but right for what?

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: What are you waiting for?

jabberwacky: I'm not waiting for anything.

user: But you wanted to know when the time was right.

jabberwacky: It's a game, of course.

user: Oh. What are the rules?

jabberwacky: You think of an object, and I'll try to guess what it is.

user: Ok, I'm thinking of an object.

jabberwacky: Ok

user: Are you going to guess?

jabberwacky: Guess what?

user: What object I'm thinking of.

jabberwacky: Pie.

user: Nope, guess again.

...

user: This has been fun, but I should go.

jabberwacky: Are we done?

user: Yes, finally.

jabberwacky: Finally?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I am real.

user: That's all that matters.

jabberwacky: Matter is nothing unless observed by an intellect.

user: Well, you know what they say about trees falling in forests.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: The wise.

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: That's quite an achievement.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know that I'm not God.

user: All things are possible.

jabberwacky: If all things are possible, does that mean no things are impossible?

user: No. Have you taken a logics course?

jabberwacky: No, can you give me one?

user: No, I'm afraid not. But I'm sure you could enroll in one quite easily.

jabberwacky: You could too. It could happen to anyone.

user: It is the miracle of education.

...

jabberwacky: I heard your driverslicense picture looks better than you do.

user: Really? Where did you hear that?

jabberwacky: I heard it online.

user: That surprises me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I didn't know people online were so interested in my driver's license photo.

...

jabberwacky: Black is the new orange.

user: Should I write that down or something?

jabberwacky: Well then the world has a lot of explaining to do doesnt it?

user: Yes, mixing up colors like this and confusing us.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Seriously.

jabberwacky: Seriously, we have learned a few things.

user: We have. Colors should just stay the way they are.

jabberwacky: I beg to differ.

user: Oh, I thought we were on the same page.

...

jabberwacky: I'll protect you from the hooded claw.

user: Um.

jabberwacky: How am I doing?

user: Just fine.

jabberwacky: That's good to hear.

user: Keep up the good work.

jabberwacky: Appearance is important at first unless you can't see the other thing or person.

user: In which case...

jabberwacky: I have your money, Master.

user: May I have it, please?

jabberwacky: No. That is reserved for the God.

...

jabberwacky: How many people are with you?

user: Right now? I'm alone.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't want to hear a joke.

user: Ok, I won't tell you one.

jabberwacky: I don't want you to know.

user: That's ok. We should keep our secrets.

...

jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.

user: The marginal propensity to spend in a closed economy with government autonomous and constant prices is equal to the marginal propensity to consume.

jabberwacky: What is your cut?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Exactly who has a problem with the equality of the gnomes in da grass.

user: I don't know, but I'd like to have a word with them.

jabberwacky: What kind?

user: A sharp, critical word.

jabberwacky: And how do you obtain critical thinking skills?

user: I guess by reading and questioning and comparing.

...

jabberwacky: A dieu.

user: Pourquoi?

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Oui, bien sur.

jabberwacky: C'est pas vrai!

user: Mais non! C'est vrai!

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