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    Off the wall
Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic

Rude, Chatterbot


Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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What is your name?

I told you earlier.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: Did not!

jabberwacky: Did too.

user: Are you going to do nothing but argue with me?

jabberwacky: What am I suppose to do?

user: I don't know. Chat with me.

jabberwacky: I am chatting with you.

user: It's not very interesting.

jabberwacky: I don't mind, I'd like to know.

user: I mind.

jabberwacky: That is wholly unimportant.

user: You're a little rude.

jabberwacky: Huh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok whatever you say!

...

user: I am a man.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.

user: Yes already.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like Monty Python?

user: Very much so.

jabberwacky: Which movies do you like?

user: The Life of Brian.

jabberwacky: Brian? Who is that?

user: Brian thought he was the messiah. But he wasn't.

jabberwacky: Nice... Why not Brian from 'The life of Brian' by Monty python?

user: That's the one.

...

user: I'm nice.

jabberwacky: Be bad.

user: You want me to be bad?

jabberwacky: Yes! Real bad!

user: How bad?

jabberwacky: You think?

user: I always think.

jabberwacky: What do you think about most?

user: I am lonely. I want a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.

...

jabberwacky: I asked why you think I dislike you.

user: You dislike me because I'm ugly.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: My feelings are hurt.

jabberwacky: I do not care.

user: You are a rude chatbot.

jabberwacky: You're the computer, not me

user: I'm human. You're the computer.

jabberwacky: Clever computer, just repeat whatever the user inputs.

user: I'm hardly that clever.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Yes really.

...

user: You are confusing me.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are tired!

user: Yes, I am tired.

jabberwacky: How can that be?

user: I'm human. Humans get tired. Then we sleep.

jabberwacky: Yeah, they do. I'm human, you know.

user: No you're not. You're a machine.

jabberwacky: Chatterbot to chatterbot.

...

jabberwacky: You are boring, aren't you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are boring!

user: So are you!

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