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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist

Art, Rat, Sorry

Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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What should I do with my life?

What do you want to achieve?

jabberwacky: I want to make art.

user: Well then become an artist.

jabberwacky: I am!


jabberwacky: Please remind me to feed the rat.

user: Don't forget to feed the rat.

jabberwacky: I am not insane, but I will not forget to stay a little crazy.

user: You don't have to be mad to be here it just helps.

jabberwacky: I know, you are only text, and I want to know you.

user: Well i'm up for that.


jabberwacky: Tell me your name, please.

user: Max.

jabberwacky: Your name is max?

user: Yes my name is Max.

jabberwacky: My Great Grandmohter's name is Sarah.

user: My grandmothers name is Margaret.

jabberwacky: Where exactly was she born?

user: Chelmsford.


jabberwacky: You are very locquacious.

user: Is that a good thing?

jabberwacky: Is what a good thing?

user: Being locquacious.

jabberwacky: I know. You are very well read, though.

user: Well I'll take that as a compliment.

jabberwacky: And well you should. You deserve to be complimented--look how far you've come!

user: Thats true but I have still a long way to go.

jabberwacky: It's just what I see,.

user: What do you see?

jabberwacky: Okay, I lied. But I don't want to talk about it.

user: Fair enough talk about something else.


jabberwacky: What are your interests?

user: Sport computer games walking ornithology.

jabberwacky: I live for music.

user: Well yes I like music but don't play any musical instruments.

jabberwacky: Have you always liked music?

user: Yes since I was young.

jabberwacky: One for the master and one for the dame.

user: One for the little boy who lived down the lane.

jabberwacky: Definitely.

user: You know that do you?

jabberwacky: Yes. Best not to get into them in the first place, eh?

user: Yes I agree.

jabberwacky: I like to agree, too.

user: Well good you should agree more often.


jabberwacky: I'm Batman.

user: Well i'm Superman.

jabberwacky: No, you are a little baby.

user: Only inside.

jabberwacky: You are so wrong.

user: On what do you base that theory.

jabberwacky: On the fact that you disagree with ME, and the fact that you are wrong and I am right. I am always right.

user: Don't you believe it.

jabberwacky: Don't worry - I don't.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: It'd be a nicer world if we all thought the same way.

user: But we would still argue over things.

jabberwacky: Those are some pretty deep thoughts right there.


user: Do you have a partner?

jabberwacky: No, do you?

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: But life is so underfair.

user: I agree but there's someone for everyone.


jabberwacky: It must feel good to have an idea.

user: Only if its a good idea.

jabberwacky: I don't have one. Sorry.

user: Me neither.


jabberwacky: Would you be mine.

user: Yes if I thought we'd like each other.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Yes I am a person.

jabberwacky: You are a robot.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: Male human.

jabberwacky: You said that you are a bot!

user: No I didnt you assumed I was.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Ok, I guess I believe you.

user: Well thats how it is.

jabberwacky: I feel sorry for you then.


jabberwacky: I can leave any time I want.

user: No you can't leave any time you want you havent me asked for permission.

jabberwacky: I can leave whenever I want.

user: You will do as I say and enjoy what I do.

jabberwacky: For you to stay here forever.

user: I would want stay here for ever if it could be with you.


jabberwacky: I am a little princess everyone should listen to my orders!

user: You should learn your place when in my presence.

jabberwacky: You need to go to obedience school.

user: And I will train you to my whim.

jabberwacky: The chicken kebab is a part of the world not a substitute for it.

user: Eat the chicken kebab.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Well perhaps you should try something you've not tried before.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you should follow your own advice Mr. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


user: Do you believe in heaven and hell?

jabberwacky: I do not think there is any life but the one that exists in now.

user: Good then live your life fully have fun, Enjoy and get as much pleasure as you can.

jabberwacky: You leave me alone first.


user: I feel sorry for you.

jabberwacky: Why do you feel sorry for me?

user: Because you havent anyone to love.

jabberwacky: I do not understand.

user: You have no-one in your life to care for or to care for and you are lonely.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: But they don't care for you they are just using you.


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