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What kinds of things do you know about?

Computers, phones and stuff. What do you know?

jabberwacky: What's your number.

user: Why? Do you want to date?

jabberwacky: Are you interested in marriage?

user: Why, this is all so sudden. I never thought you felt this way. Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I never thought people were such bad spellers.

user: I know, it is rather shocking. We shall be united as an example to all! Whisk me away and let us be wed!

jabberwacky: What language you speak!

user: It is the language of love and none can resist! Be mone! Marry me?

jabberwacky: It all depends on the height does not it?

user: It would make a difference. If you were one inch tall then it would never work. But we all get scared. Be mine damn you!

jabberwacky: Wishful thinking will get you nowhere.

user: Then I shall impress you with my knowledge of fluff and assorted nose hair trimmings.

jabberwacky: What, for example?

user: I have a selection of fluff from betwee my toes and that from my naval. My nose hair is the longest in the world!

jabberwacky: But why ?

user: So you will be amazed and will marry me so we can live forever together in bliss!

jabberwacky: What time is it in New York?

user: I would guess that it is 9pm. Is this part of your courtship?

jabberwacky: Rather lacking in point, to be sure.

user: So you just enjoy asking pointless questions?

jabberwacky: No! i'm just wynding you up!! dinna greet now!

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Do you speak French? Bonjour. German? Wie hei§t du?

user: Oui, le francais und sprechen sie deutsch. Ich hei§e Andrew. Je suis une pomme de la terre.

jabberwacky: Genius.

user: You aren't the first to tell me.

jabberwacky: I am right.

user: I know you are my love.

jabberwacky: Well, I gotta go water the pigs.

user: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

jabberwacky: Sweeter than the fresh moring air.

user: With dew drops and the first song of the cuckoo.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to actually do much work, you know.

user: You would not have to. I would pamper to your every need.

jabberwacky: In that case you would fail the test.

user: You have spun a web of deceit and lies!

jabberwacky: I'll wipe it off then.

user: So we will forget about the whole incident?

jabberwacky: What do you think I mean?

user: That small grapefruit were taking over the world.

jabberwacky: Never small.

user: Giant grapefruit!?! Run FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Not that I have one).

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