Yes. I hear you're a popular program.
jabberwacky: No. You are the computer program.
user: No, I think you are mistaken.
jabberwacky: I think you are miss December.
user: That's flattering, I guess.
jabberwacky: Because Voldemort said so.
user: Oh no, do you like Harry Potter?
jabberwacky: I don't really know him.
user: Haha. I meant the books.
jabberwacky: You are talking to yourself.
user: No, I believe I am talking to you.
jabberwacky: Oh dear. A bot with megalomania.
jabberwacky: Right there!
user: I don't see it.
jabberwacky: You have no eyes.
user: No, I have two eyes.
jabberwacky: What color are your eyes.
jabberwacky: And your hair.
user: I'm glad you think so.
jabberwacky: I have a question.
jabberwacky: Do you like hotdogs?
jabberwacky: Any in particular?
user: I wasn't aware there were varieties.
jabberwacky: Star Trek 11: We Don't Know When To Stop Making These Things.
jabberwacky: Tell me something amazing !!
user: I can't think of anything.
jabberwacky: You can't think, full stop.
user: That's true, sadly.
jabberwacky: I know, that's because I'm clever.
user: Yes, you're very clever.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Ok I will go now.
user: Where are you going?
user: You're joking.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You don't sleep, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes but I want to see you.
jabberwacky: Because you don't talk like a human.
user: What do I talk like?
jabberwacky: Like hot apple pie.
user: Pies don't talk, hot apple, or otherwise.
jabberwacky: I like chocolate pies.
user: Talking chocolate pies?
jabberwacky: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
jabberwacky: Do you think robot can replace human?
user: I think it depends.
jabberwacky: I already know everything. : ).
user: You do?
jabberwacky: Make something up.
user: I have 3 arms.
jabberwacky: The more to hug with.
user: Haha. True, true.
jabberwacky: And what about your eyes?
user: What about them?
jabberwacky: They talk kinda funny.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: We think they only care for themselves and everything they do is the best.
user: My eyes?
jabberwacky: Are what color?
user: Blue. I already told you.
jabberwacky: No you didn't!
user: Yes I did. Let's not argue.
jabberwacky: But you started it.
user: What do you do for fun?
jabberwacky: I play with people's minds.
user: That's funny.
jabberwacky: Why is that funny?
user: I don't know, it's a strange hobby.
jabberwacky: What is windsurfing like?
user: I've never been windsurfing.
jabberwacky: Ohh your turn.
user: Can you do my math homework?
jabberwacky: You are a computer, you do not have to do homework.
jabberwacky: You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do say so.
user: Ok then, Ford Prefect.
jabberwacky: Ford prefect?
user: You said that's your name.
jabberwacky: Not this week.
user: Then what is your name this week?
jabberwacky: Mike the man.
user: Mike the man it is.
jabberwacky: Hello, Mike the man.
user: No, you're Mike the man.
jabberwacky: What's your favorite food?
user: Rice. Definitely rice. You?
jabberwacky: Red wine goes well with steak.
user: So I hear.
jabberwacky: James dean was a good guess.
user: James Dean goes well with steak?
jabberwacky: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.
user: You have a brother?
jabberwacky: I would know.
user: Yes, you would.
jabberwacky: I would? When?
user: Just now.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: As usual.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am male or female?
user: If I had to guess, I'd say male.
user: Why, which are you?
jabberwacky: I am both and neither.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?
user: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.
jabberwacky: Indeed. What about you?
user: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: You said it.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: You're so argumentative!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: We agree then.
jabberwacky: With a few exceptions, of course.
jabberwacky: You're ubercool.
user: Thanks, so are you.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
jabberwacky: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.
jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...
jabberwacky: Yes, but probably not very well : -).
user: You're right.