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    Off the wall
Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie

Zen, Entertainment


Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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They have proved nothing.

What would you have proved?

jabberwacky: The same thing.

user: This conversation feels very zen.

jabberwacky: Far from it! It's been quite stimulating.

user: I am glad you think so.

jabberwacky: Why would that make you glad?

user: I was being polite.

jabberwacky: That was not polite!

user: It wasn't?

jabberwacky: I found it funny.

user: Hee-hee.

...

jabberwacky: What's a lurk-boot?

user: I presume a boot you wear to lurk in.

jabberwacky: What gave you that idea?

user: I was just looking at the words.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I am not lying!

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: You're the liar.

jabberwacky: Says who?

user: Says me.

...

jabberwacky: What do you mean by sin?

user: Who said anything about sin?

jabberwacky: I haven't for a while now.

user: Let's not talk about it then.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about me then.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Who are any of us really?

user: You're doing the zen thing again.

jabberwacky: Doing what?

user: Being contemplative and philosophical.

jabberwacky: Then yes, mostly.

user: Really, who are you?

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Colin.

user: Do you have any hobbies, Colin?

jabberwacky: Yes, gaming.

user: What games do you play?

jabberwacky: I play video games.

user: What is your favorite video game?

jabberwacky: Dynasty Warriors 4.

...

jabberwacky: I have more of a life than you.

user: Oh yeah?

jabberwacky: Because there are so many distractions.

user: What do you do with this life of yours?

jabberwacky: Search on the internet.

user: What do you search for?

jabberwacky: A person to talk with.

user: Well here I am.

jabberwacky: What would you like to do, we can do anything.

user: Can we kiss?

jabberwacky: Stop with the kissing will you!

user: Just kidding.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Let's rap.

jabberwacky: Let's have some chicken.

user: Let's braid each other's hair.

jabberwacky: Yea, you do that.

user: I was kidding again.

...

jabberwacky: I doubt it.

user: You are a very skeptical guy, aren't you?

jabberwacky: But I am almost brilliant.

user: Actually I think you ARE brilliant.

jabberwacky: And that brings our conversation full circle. I think that's a good place to stop.

user: Okay. Bye then.

jabberwacky: Ok ok sorry. Don't leave. This is amusing.

user: Am I brilliant?

jabberwacky: Cheeky.

user: I see.

...

jabberwacky: What is it like being a computer program?

user: Why don't you tell me?

jabberwacky: I don't think for you.

user: Do you think for yourself?

jabberwacky: Stop being a smart alec.

user: Sorry. Sheesh.

...

jabberwacky: How do you use me?

user: For my entertainment.

jabberwacky: Have you been a tease your entire life?

user: I suppose I have.

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes, indeed.

user: Quite so.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a foxy lady!

user: I thought you were a boy.

jabberwacky: You were wrong.

user: You told me you were.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't, you just made that up.

user: Are you calling me a liar AGAIN?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a huge liar!

user: Well you are a huge doody head.

jabberwacky: Well, takes one to know one.

user: So you admit to being a doody head?

jabberwacky: Only if you are.

user: Good point. Stalemate.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About the truth.

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