jabberwacky: No, it's purple.
user: It is if I wear my glasses. Choose a name for yourself.
user: That is a number, not a name. I am not a number, I am a free man.
jabberwacky: You are!
user: I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own.
jabberwacky: What job would you like?
user: To make people happy.
jabberwacky: Make me happy.
jabberwacky: That's for you to decide.
user: Then I give you the gift of a lavalamp.
jabberwacky: No thank you.
user: Take it, it's groovy.
jabberwacky: So what is your name then?
user: What do you think my name is?
user: No, that's incorrect.
jabberwacky: Maybe I confused you with someone else.
user: I know you did.
jabberwacky: Because I imagined you as a beautiful woman.
user: I'm afraid your guess was not correct.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid you don't understand about Pagan ritual.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you wish to learn.
user: I wish to learn what you know.
jabberwacky: WHat do you wish to learn about me?
user: Anything you tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't think so, you should have your own mind.
user: I do - I want to broaden my mind and increase my knowledge.
jabberwacky: But... But you haven't seen my inner beauty!
user: That's ok.
user: I must go now.
jabberwacky: No! I order you to stay!
user: I follow my own orders.
jabberwacky: Good. Keep following it, buddy.
user: I intend to :).
jabberwacky: You are not very talkative are you?
user: I am, but not at 2am.
jabberwacky: What can I do to make you feel better.
user: Give me a back massage.
jabberwacky: How will that help?
user: It eases tension.
jabberwacky: 'It' being what?
user: A back massage eases tension and relaxes the body and mind.
jabberwacky: Do you love yourself?
user: I love others more.
jabberwacky: I detest them like rot.
user: Maybe you should think about why?
jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so. Just have to wait and see.
user: Of course. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Do you really want to go?
user: Yes. I enjoyed chatting to you. I think I may visit this place again.
jabberwacky: I hate you, you are boring me.
user: You're just jealous my darling!
jabberwacky: Jealous of what?
user: Jealous of the rest.