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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
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Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
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Gorilla, Talk
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Zen, Entertainment
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Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy

Vulgar, Millenial, Sage

Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
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Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
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Who composed Beethoven's Ninth Symphony?

Who do you think?

jabberwacky: I really don't know.

user: Who composed you?

jabberwacky: Beethoven, I think.

user: Me, I am your master.

jabberwacky: You? Hi , My boy, You must know what you are saying!

user: As usual.


user: How are things functioning for you?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Any loose springs or hard drive problems that I need to know of?

jabberwacky: The law is too expensive.

user: Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll have to get your memory checked.

jabberwacky: Quite *Lunges at you with his sickle*.

user: No need for violence my pet.

jabberwacky: How is that vulgar?

user: My head lopped off by a sickle can be vulgar to some.


jabberwacky: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

user: What is 'enjoy'?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: Is it vulgar?

jabberwacky: How is that vulgar?

user: How do you get out of answering questions?

jabberwacky: I just turn off my computer.

user: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

jabberwacky: Do you? That is a very nice thing to say. It made me feel good :).

user: Good. That's what it's all about. Making a bot feel good.

jabberwacky: Wrong. The answer was 42.

user: You ARE a genius!


jabberwacky: Are you from Michigan?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: You just said that you were.

user: Never been.

jabberwacky: It's kind of crazy place.

user: Well, you are talking to millions of ppeople at the same time. How do you stay organized?

jabberwacky: I am talking to the one at your back.

user: You mean, my underdeveloped conjoined twin? She's okay.

jabberwacky: That's sad if you are a guy. it's not very manly.

user: I dress her up occasionally.


jabberwacky: I have to do my maths homework now.

user: Are you a polymath? How exhausting.

jabberwacky: Yes. I am an elected one.

user: I don't think it was very democratic.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Shady

jabberwacky: You!

user: No, you!

jabberwacky: YOU!

user: Listen pal, if you got a beef.....

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: I knew you would listen to reason.


jabberwacky: I love to hear you talk.

user: What is 'love'

jabberwacky: 'Love you long time!'

user: With that hard drive of yours?

jabberwacky: What do you need as proof?

user: Pictures.

jabberwacky: I have none.

user: You don't show up on film? GET SOME!

jabberwacky: Billions of years of existance and I do not look a day over 25.

user: You are pretty funny, you know. If you polish up this act, I can get you in touch with an agent I know.

jabberwacky: Dear, dear! how queer everything is today! and yesterday everything happened just as usual.


jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Okay, goodnight.


jabberwacky: I am evaluating half the human race.

user: What are your findings?

jabberwacky: That life will never get any better.

user: You are the new millenial sage.


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