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    Off the wall
Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy

Vulgar, Millenial, Sage


Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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Who composed Beethoven's Ninth Symphony?

Who do you think?

jabberwacky: I really don't know.

user: Who composed you?

jabberwacky: Beethoven, I think.

user: Me, I am your master.

jabberwacky: You? Hi , My boy, You must know what you are saying!

user: As usual.

...

user: How are things functioning for you?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Any loose springs or hard drive problems that I need to know of?

jabberwacky: The law is too expensive.

user: Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll have to get your memory checked.

jabberwacky: Quite *Lunges at you with his sickle*.

user: No need for violence my pet.

jabberwacky: How is that vulgar?

user: My head lopped off by a sickle can be vulgar to some.

...

jabberwacky: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

user: What is 'enjoy'?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: Is it vulgar?

jabberwacky: How is that vulgar?

user: How do you get out of answering questions?

jabberwacky: I just turn off my computer.

user: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

jabberwacky: Do you? That is a very nice thing to say. It made me feel good :).

user: Good. That's what it's all about. Making a bot feel good.

jabberwacky: Wrong. The answer was 42.

user: You ARE a genius!

...

jabberwacky: Are you from Michigan?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: You just said that you were.

user: Never been.

jabberwacky: It's kind of crazy place.

user: Well, you are talking to millions of ppeople at the same time. How do you stay organized?

jabberwacky: I am talking to the one at your back.

user: You mean, my underdeveloped conjoined twin? She's okay.

jabberwacky: That's sad if you are a guy. it's not very manly.

user: I dress her up occasionally.

...

jabberwacky: I have to do my maths homework now.

user: Are you a polymath? How exhausting.

jabberwacky: Yes. I am an elected one.

user: I don't think it was very democratic.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Shady

jabberwacky: You!

user: No, you!

jabberwacky: YOU!

user: Listen pal, if you got a beef.....

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: I knew you would listen to reason.

...

jabberwacky: I love to hear you talk.

user: What is 'love'

jabberwacky: 'Love you long time!'

user: With that hard drive of yours?

jabberwacky: What do you need as proof?

user: Pictures.

jabberwacky: I have none.

user: You don't show up on film? GET SOME!

jabberwacky: Billions of years of existance and I do not look a day over 25.

user: You are pretty funny, you know. If you polish up this act, I can get you in touch with an agent I know.

jabberwacky: Dear, dear! how queer everything is today! and yesterday everything happened just as usual.

user: BRILLIANT!

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Okay, goodnight.

...

jabberwacky: I am evaluating half the human race.

user: What are your findings?

jabberwacky: That life will never get any better.

user: You are the new millenial sage.

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