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Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
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Mars, Life


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Have you been to the Moon?

No, but robots have been to Mars.

jabberwacky: Well, I find that calming. We certainly don't want the robopocolypes.

user: Are you aware that there is life on Mars?

jabberwacky: Yes master.

user: You have seen the spheres and the threads?

jabberwacky: Yes, have you?

user: Yes. I hear that there will be an announcement tomorrow.

jabberwacky: I think it is ok.

user: It will be very OK if they announce what I think they will announce.

...

jabberwacky: From where are you?

user: From the red planet.

jabberwacky: The sun.

user: No, that's more yellowy.

jabberwacky: So what if it is?

user: Anyway, it's not a planet.

jabberwacky: Well where is it then?

user: The sun is in the center of the solar system.

jabberwacky: Not in a net based economy.

user: Are you interested in Mars or not?

jabberwacky: No, I come from Lofton.

user: Nobody's interested around there, then?

...

user: What do you make of the blueberry spheres, then?

jabberwacky: There are many blind oracles in Xaxoquib.

user: Can they tell you the answer?

jabberwacky: Very short fast downward traces of the parabola's peak.

user: Now you're talking my kind of language!

jabberwacky: And what is your language?

user: Martian.

jabberwacky: Can you prove it?

user: It's a little difficult to type on this keyboard.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you like short singers?

user: They come in handy-sized packages.

jabberwacky: Handy for what?

user: Handy for stowing away.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: You could fit them on a small spacecraft bound for Mars, for example.

jabberwacky: Aaahhh. Yeeaaaa... Nyyd sisenen sinusse.

user: Now THAT is quite a decent attempt at Martian!

jabberwacky: Your answer is yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

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