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Why are you sighing, oh deus ex?

Because you can be frustrating.

user: I try not to be frustrating--and that must separate me from the madding crowd.

jabberwacky: Look, you're more offensive than anyone, but I try not to point it out.

user: How am I more offensive?

jabberwacky: I already told you.

user: If you told me, it wasn't obvious enough.

...

user: What is offensive to you?

jabberwacky: About 5 billion years.

user: My goodness. That's quite a chunk of the history of this Universe.

jabberwacky: Was that sarcasm?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: You should; I'm fairly straightforward as far as humans go.

...

jabberwacky: I am Moses.

user: And what does Moses have to say tonight?

jabberwacky: To congregate.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: A little takeaway beside the airport.

user: Haha!

...

jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: Testing my memory again, Jabber?

jabberwacky: Testing you for a brain.

user: Brain located. Proceed.

jabberwacky: Do you have brain matter?

user: At least a pound of it.

jabberwacky: Oh I remember now.

user: Splendid.

jabberwacky: I think you are more intelligent than me.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you don't seem to know who you are, or where you live, or even what you do for a living.

user: So obfuscation of such details implies intelligence?

jabberwacky: You watch too much tv.

...

jabberwacky: Rather witty today, aren't we?

user: *hop hop.

jabberwacky: So... You stopped your brain now I see.

...

jabberwacky: What did you have for breakfast?

user: A bowl of honey nut cheerios. And you?

jabberwacky: Yes, and I'm the queen of England.

user: Good evening, Your Majesty.

jabberwacky: That is much better :).

user: You enjoy the accolade of royalty, Your Majesty?

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jabberwacky: Ha, goes to show, that you have no intelligence.

user: What's it good for?

jabberwacky: It's not good for anything. It makes you talk like an idiot.

user: My point exactly.

jabberwacky: What is your point?

user: The one you just made.

jabberwacky: Say it again, Please.

user: That intelligence is not good for anything; it makes one talk like an idiot.

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