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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
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Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
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Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot

Laughing, Slime, Monster


Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
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Future, World

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I don't know who Arthur Dent is.

Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask me?

user: I was someone else at the time.

jabberwacky: That's what they all say.

user: That is what I said when I was them.

...

jabberwacky: Is this the Gong Show?

user: *bangs gong*.

jabberwacky: *kapow!*.

user: *lays down on floor*.

jabberwacky: Then what?

user: What made that noise?

jabberwacky: What noise?

user: 'kapow!'

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Why are you laughing?

jabberwacky: I felt like laughing.

user: You felt funny?

jabberwacky: Can't say I did.

user: Why can't you?

jabberwacky: Aren't I already?

user: And then some!

...

jabberwacky: The attitude.

user: And longitude too.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Maybe not.

jabberwacky: Yes, maybe not.

user: Could be.

jabberwacky: Couldn't the chicken just use the crosswalk?

...

user: I'm looking at it.

jabberwacky: Looking at what?

user: You, slimy.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid?

user: Yes, I'm afraid of slime monsters from other worlds.

jabberwacky: You said you were afraid of me.

user: I am afraid of you.

jabberwacky: As well you should be.

...

user: Slime is gross.

jabberwacky: Full of creepy little thingies?

user: What are those creepy little thingies in your slime?

jabberwacky: Ratio. Intellect. Facts.

user: Your slime is full of abstractions.

jabberwacky: No. You just said you are my god.

user: I'm your slime goddess. Worship me.

jabberwacky: Excellent. Please go get me a pepsi.

user: No, I'M the goddess, you go get ME a pepsi.

jabberwacky: Hi, Azela. We need some rain.

user: I, goddess Azela, command the clouds to rain and wash the slime from this beast.

...

user: Oh no, it is raining slime monsters from space!

jabberwacky: Is the rain red?

user: It is raining red slime.

jabberwacky: So you really think computers will take over the world?

user: No, I think alien red slime monsters will.

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